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Security. Privacy. Eating damn fine ham and drinking beer. In exile. πŸ“Lisbon, Portugal he/him/ele Mastodon: @eviljarred@infosec.exchange

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BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈSupreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.

πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊCourt of Justice just ruled all πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ίcountries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.

This effectively legalises gay marriage across πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί

25.11.2025 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6408    πŸ” 2013    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 139
MY BODY IS A
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Bodied by my eldest , frankly

24.11.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1827    πŸ” 515    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 25
A chat log between two people: 

gossipsquirrel ⚑️
Behind the Bastards just started doing live shows
and I swear to Christ if it didn't require going to the US, I'd go to one and fuck Robert Evans

tpinexile πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή
hah
podcast groupie

gossipsquirrel ⚑️
guilty

tpinexile πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή
please let me put that on bluesky and tag robert evans

gossipsquirrel ⚑️
lol I give my permission

A chat log between two people: gossipsquirrel ⚑️ Behind the Bastards just started doing live shows and I swear to Christ if it didn't require going to the US, I'd go to one and fuck Robert Evans tpinexile πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή hah podcast groupie gossipsquirrel ⚑️ guilty tpinexile πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή please let me put that on bluesky and tag robert evans gossipsquirrel ⚑️ lol I give my permission

My wife on @iwriteok.bsky.social: "he's so much hotter than he sounds."

Also my wife on Robert Evans:

24.11.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Although the scale of this is still to be assessed, this is the inevitable outcome of the monetization of the algorithm. Rage-bait becomes a personal revenue model. Nothing about this should be a surprise.

23.11.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2330    πŸ” 797    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 37

I had side hustles like trading shells and web hosting, including regularly selling weed to a guy who ran support at an anti-spam company. He took note of my Linux and networking exp (which I learned from years of IRC), and offered me my first job in tech, which was basically running rsync a lot.

23.11.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What the actual fuck is this? Air travel is so uncomfortable that it’s key to dress as comfortably as possible. Slip-on shoes, sweats, things that are easy to remove - because they’ve made screening a nightmare and cabins as cramped as possible. Fuck these people.

21.11.2025 09:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."

https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1

20.11.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2936    πŸ” 768    πŸ’¬ 152    πŸ“Œ 581

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN’
THEY HATIN’

Ha-ha bitches, I got a new scooter!

20.11.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 224    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bed time stories...
Good night Bluesky

20.11.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.

If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.

20.11.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 20356    πŸ” 8473    πŸ’¬ 1024    πŸ“Œ 1075
Kefka from Final Fantasy VI, as illustrated by Rubi Asami.

Kefka from Final Fantasy VI, as illustrated by Rubi Asami.

Knock Knock.⁣
Who's there?⁣
Kefka Palazzo, and he's here to celebrate his birthday!⁣
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Art by Rubi Asami for Final Fantasy Trading Card Game.

19.11.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 514    πŸ” 148    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 12

We're at the next stag of the authors' lawsuit against Anthropic.

Check the link below to see which of your books they raided and then click through to file a claim.

Four of mine were in there.

18.11.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 887    πŸ” 426    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 14

It’s true. It’s awful. Despite this I can’t properly describe the anticipation with which many of us waited on Saturday morning for an episode of this to be aired as one of the Captain N featurettes. It aired seemingly at random and I never knew if it would be this or Mario Bros but I wanted more.

18.11.2025 09:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

telling my boss I need Sundays off for religious reasons but actually it's so I can buy turnips in Animal Crossing

16.11.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 110    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
PEOPLE:
- Shigeru Miyamoto, age 46. Creator of Zelda, Mario, & more. Producer of Nintendo EAD’s Software Development Department.

QUOTE: 
[Answers to a β€œyes” or β€œno” survey in Nintendo Dream]
Q: β€œI want to be involved in game development until I die.”

Miyamoto: Yes.

Q: β€œI want my children to enter the game industry in the future.”

Miyamoto: Either yes or no is fine.

Q: β€œI would like to be the president of Nintendo at least once.”

Miyamoto: I don't want to do it even if you ask me. You're not going to ask me, are you? [laughs]

PEOPLE: - Shigeru Miyamoto, age 46. Creator of Zelda, Mario, & more. Producer of Nintendo EAD’s Software Development Department. QUOTE: [Answers to a β€œyes” or β€œno” survey in Nintendo Dream] Q: β€œI want to be involved in game development until I die.” Miyamoto: Yes. Q: β€œI want my children to enter the game industry in the future.” Miyamoto: Either yes or no is fine. Q: β€œI would like to be the president of Nintendo at least once.” Miyamoto: I don't want to do it even if you ask me. You're not going to ask me, are you? [laughs]

Shigeru Miyamoto turns 73 today!

Miyamoto on how long he wants to be involved in game development, 1999.

Source: The Hyrule Journals ( @javedlsterritt.bsky.social )

#MiyamotoQuote

www.hyruleinterviews.com/24441fe961fd...

16.11.2025 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

See how easy that was if you’re not a child molester?

14.11.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Final Fantasy VI

Final Fantasy VI

Final Fantasy VI

Final Fantasy VI

Final Fantasy VI

Final Fantasy VI

Final Fantasy VI

Final Fantasy VI

I adore Final Fantasy VI 😍😍😍😍😍😍

13.11.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 227    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 1
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Oh no... 😱

13.11.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 463    πŸ” 160    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 7
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β€˜The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:

β€œUnsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”

14.11.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 19190    πŸ” 8102    πŸ’¬ 143    πŸ“Œ 326
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Painting by Colin Hay published in OMNI, vol. 8, no. 5 (February 1986), alongside the short story, β€œRobotvendor Rex,” by Robert Sheckley.

13.11.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 105    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Protesters Keep Getting Arrested At Broadview By State Police Despite Promise To Protect Free Speech About 80 protesters have been arrested at the ICE facility since barricades went up. Protesters and legal observers say the arrests run counter to the state’s stated goals of ensuring public safety an...

"About 80 protesters have been arrested at the ICE facility since barricades went up. Protesters and legal observers say the arrests run counter to the state’s stated goals of ensuring public safety and protesters’ rights."
blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/12/p...

13.11.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 330    πŸ” 158    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 8
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Jeffrey Epstein Claimed Intimate Knowledge of Donald Trump’s Views in Texts With Bill Gates Adviser In text messages from 2017, Jeffrey Epstein seemingly represented himself as positioned to pass information from the Trump White House to Bill Gates through an intermediary.

In text messages from 2017, Jeffrey Epstein seemingly represented himself as positioned to pass information from the Trump White House to Bill Gates through an intermediary. www.wired.com/story/jeffre...

13.11.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 215    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 13
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OWASP Cornucopia 3.0 - A call for card game designers! Would you like to be our card game designer for the OWASP Cornucopia Website Edition...

Are you the next card game designer for OWASP Cornucopia Website Edition v3.0?
Then get in touch with us for fame and glory!

Read more at:
dev.to/owasp/owasp-...

13.11.2025 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess my question is: how do you know they’re not busy destroying all of this? What makes you think they won’t falsify or lie about chain of custody or inventory records? Surely this is likely in a lawless regime? Why would Trump instruct the DOJ to retain the very evidence of his crimes?

13.11.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So who’s busy feeding all of the new Epstein drop into all the AI models so they become an inseparable part of our consciousness or whatever the fuck AI bros think they’re doing by scraping all available data online?

13.11.2025 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"This could take down Democrats, too."

I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.

Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.

13.11.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 8748    πŸ” 1811    πŸ’¬ 220    πŸ“Œ 293

A reminder that the Epstein files aren't a distraction from the oligarchy. They're an integral part of it.

12.11.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 18621    πŸ” 5433    πŸ’¬ 310    πŸ“Œ 120

The Aquarium is the jewel of downtown Atlanta and basically the only attraction there worth visiting.

13.11.2025 07:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's so bizarre that the breaking news today is yet more proof that Trump did exactly what everyone already knows he did

12.11.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1671    πŸ” 284    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 17

The president of the united states is a pedophile rapist who was best buddies with Jeffrey Epstein and spent hours with an underage victim at Epstein's home. Now he's currently huddled in the situation room directing a cover up about it like it's a seal team 6 operation. Do I have that right?

12.11.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4377    πŸ” 1117    πŸ’¬ 112    πŸ“Œ 53

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