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@retropizzy.bsky.social

Cringe since 2023!

20 Followers  |  115 Following  |  16 Posts  |  Joined: 02.12.2023  |  1.6948

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Dead serious, there needs to be a Far Cry game set in Guatemala with John McAfee as the villain.

19.11.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Halo Wazzup Parody
YouTube video by ForumsExtremeDotCom Halo Wazzup Parody

I can't believe I haven't seen this before. Apparently this was officially made in-house at Bungie??? Which explains the use of the E3 models.

#HaloCE #OGXboX #OldYouTube #Halo #Nostalgia #2000s #Wazzup

10.11.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mad TV Master Chief Comes to Dinner Halo parody
YouTube video by bestofparody Mad TV Master Chief Comes to Dinner Halo parody

"I was doing some charity in the Blood Gulch" ✍️πŸ”₯

I'm sifting through old Halo parodies and each one is a perfect gem.

#MadTV #Halo3 #Halo #OldYouTube #RetroTV #2000s

10.11.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Halo 3 Hoedown
YouTube video by Doc Adams The Halo 3 Hoedown

This video made me browse this website's articles. I really love videos like this and old blogs as well. I hardly think there are better time capsules from the era.

#Halo3 #2000s #Xbox360 #TheSarcasticGamer #OldYouTube

10.11.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a blogpost from 2007. The author is bothered that Shaq said the Wii was making kids fat, so he attempts to dig up dirt on him online but finds nothing. The author quickly concedes and remarks that the man is a saint, and proceeds to list Shaq's charity work.

A screenshot of a blogpost from 2007. The author is bothered that Shaq said the Wii was making kids fat, so he attempts to dig up dirt on him online but finds nothing. The author quickly concedes and remarks that the man is a saint, and proceeds to list Shaq's charity work.

I love that this guy conceded so fast in the year 2007 on his personal blog, where he could have said the most deranged shit and caught no flak for it.

web.archive.org/web/20070702...

#Wii #Shaq #2000s #OldWeb #WaybackMachine #TheSarcasticGamer

10.11.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why do survival games have to hide all the interesting content behind 20 hours of the most mind numbing derivative grinds known to man?

05.11.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just finished SYM-BIONIC TITAN.
FUCK
BRING THIS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

09.09.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains

(EASY)

08.09.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Shoutout to when I made this guy during the first inZoi Demo
Here's hoping they let you make him 30x more buff at launch πŸ’ͺ

#dukenukem #inzoi #dickkickem #charactercreator #dukeposting

20.03.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pastel Chick from Assumanga Deo or something crying.

Pastel Chick from Assumanga Deo or something crying.

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First TikTok and now the government is trying to ban anime 😞

19.01.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 160    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3
Thereportoftheweek photoshopped to look like G-man from Half-Life, holding a bowl of Xen Crystals to the viewer. This is a certified Half-Life shitpost.

Thereportoftheweek photoshopped to look like G-man from Half-Life, holding a bowl of Xen Crystals to the viewer. This is a certified Half-Life shitpost.

"When I Thought My Employers Couldn't get Any WORSE..."

05.04.2024 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In the 80s my dad was a teen at his friend's house and said almost this exact same thing. His buddy's mom kicked him out and banned him from the home for calling him "Gartholomew"

05.03.2024 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i can't live mΓ‘s, dude, i can barely live suficiente

15.02.2024 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2626    πŸ” 669    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 7
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@theotherwarden.bsky.social
I want you....

09.02.2024 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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how to get more followers bluesky none of my friends wan do it

09.02.2024 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

You should follow me because I am an epic winner

08.02.2024 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Some pictures of my old 2000s Nostalgia themed Tower Unite Condo!

05.12.2023 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I made it!

02.12.2023 06:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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