"WHY ARE YOU SAYING TOP/DOM & BOTTOM/SUB LIKE THEY'RE INTERCHANGEABLE, YOU ARE NOT LIVING IN A WEBTOONS COMIC, DAWG!!!"
06.02.2026 20:38 β π 63 π 12 π¬ 2 π 0@fivehues.bsky.social
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"WHY ARE YOU SAYING TOP/DOM & BOTTOM/SUB LIKE THEY'RE INTERCHANGEABLE, YOU ARE NOT LIVING IN A WEBTOONS COMIC, DAWG!!!"
06.02.2026 20:38 β π 63 π 12 π¬ 2 π 0cw incest
fanart for @xenopavilia.bsky.social because these hdg ocs made me go feral for a minute
good girls get their xenodrugs!!!
love you too!!
03.02.2026 15:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hell yeah! I need to get good at osu one day lol
03.02.2026 15:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Spanish Civil War!
03.02.2026 13:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0( hdg )
just look at them... at least i know im nothing like a floret. right?
imagine a photo of your cock becoming part of the national conversation
26.01.2026 22:50 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 2 π 1GoodReads user Allison complaining about the Count of Monte Cristo because the MC is 'a villain' (they have a weak soul)
real Monte Cristo heads know that revenge fantasies are virtuous and based if they were written more than 100 years ago. The Cask of Amontillado is good for this exact reason
26.01.2026 16:33 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0which one is the most tgirl coded? I vote Slippy
26.01.2026 16:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fan art of Human Domestication Guide. The image states 'INSIDE OF YOU ARE TWO HUMANS. The image presents "THE 'LOYAL' TERRAN" (who looks distressed, on the verge of breakdown) and "THE HAPPY FLORET" (who's in ecstatic bliss, completely lost in the sauce). Text at the bottom reads "YOU'VE ALREADY MADE YOUR CHOICE.'
have you read Human Domestication Guide because i did yesterday and WOW i have not stopped thinking about it
25.01.2026 01:08 β π 4159 π 725 π¬ 79 π 11wedding stew π²
24.01.2026 08:35 β π 8786 π 3767 π¬ 83 π 47oh, you're telling me america sucks? that it's evil? kinda got that one figured out by the time I was 13 but thanks man
21.01.2026 17:28 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I fucking hate you, oppressed minority, victim of fascism, being choked to death on the daily. How dare you cause authoritarianism, somehow
21.01.2026 17:24 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0this is what no anarchist principles will do to a mfer
21.01.2026 17:23 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0last month my gf got on Finch and I bought her bird a collar as a flirt
16.01.2026 22:22 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0I can't decide if its based or not
14.01.2026 22:17 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0It seems to me like the only people in Colombo who ever respond to a police investigation by demanding access to an attorney and not saying shit are innocent people and the actual murderers are so unused to consequence that they spend forever running their mouths around Colombo
14.01.2026 22:17 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0yeah you got it right. I should be allowed to say that stuff at work
13.01.2026 00:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0there's something about the phrase 'abysmal dogshit' that's so powerful and I have no idea why
13.01.2026 00:08 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0damn, didn't didn't see this π
love you hot stuff π it was a magical time for me too
The Virgin Democratic Party Establishment Candidate: "ICE isn't coordinating with local police. This is no way to bring down prices!"
The Chad Episcopalian Bishop: "I have instructed my priests to prepare for martyrdom."
don't worry babe if anyone within slapping range is trying to bring out that shit I'll slap em
07.01.2026 21:30 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0not so fast
07.01.2026 21:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0it's INSANE how common and unchallenged it is π
07.01.2026 21:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It's wild how common those occurences are.
The pipelines people go to just to have a crumb of humiliation in the rotation aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
it's a unique karmic punishment to be a fetishist for something shared by racists. This must be what Warhammer fans feel like all the time
07.01.2026 12:52 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0if I go onto a chastity subreddit and see one more fucking QoS tattoo so help me I will swear off the kink forever and get into regular sex
07.01.2026 12:50 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 2 π 1There have been no good reasons for staying on Twitter for years now, but at this point you will have to follow up any of your remaining excuses with ββ¦and I donβt care about the child pornography.β
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