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@karljonzu.bsky.social

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Why is Snapchat pushing AI so hard?? It’s weird

23.08.2025 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Coriolanus Snow was a bitch fr

27.07.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We don’t talk about how fine human Shrek was enough

13.07.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Susan Mayer Delfino is the dumbest bitch on Wisteria Lane

06.06.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump saying Bruce Springsteen is β€œoverrated” might be the funniest thing he’s ever said

17.05.2025 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Peanut butter M&M’s are so fire

11.05.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wtf do they put in Chick-fil-A’s brownies

06.05.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why does my husband get so offended when I catch him falling asleep lol

05.05.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry but I hate a door-to-door salesman

30.04.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Might fuck around and do NOTHING today <33

19.04.2025 09:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thinking about a giant bowl of pasta

19.04.2025 09:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If my husband doesn’t STOP grinding his teeth…..

18.04.2025 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so glad my husband doesn’t watch golf

13.04.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need people to stop naming their children Maverick

06.04.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Almond milk sucks

05.04.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so sick of you anti-vax weirdos - vaccinate your fucking kids

16.03.2025 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so sick of weddings. Grow up and elope!!!

11.03.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just heard a throat cancer commercial and legit thought it was RFK Jr. talking

11.03.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my favorite β€œcompliments” while pregnant is being told I β€œlook good” - thanks? Are pregnant women supposed to look like shit? Lol

06.03.2025 09:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Need more Pop Culture Jeopardy immediately

06.03.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cannot believe the Girl Scouts are getting rid of s’mores, what the fuck

04.03.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get Dave off my tv screen, my god #loveisblind

28.02.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not my neighbor scraping off her Trump bumper sticker πŸ‘€πŸ’€

27.02.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t wait to devour some sushi

24.02.2025 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoever decided to cover strawberries in chocolate deserves a medal

16.02.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How does any American have the mental capacity to watch Handmaid’s Tale rn

13.02.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would love to breathe through my nose again someday

11.02.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Funny how everyone who hated the halftime show is white dudes and old people

10.02.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely hated that Tubi commercial

10.02.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is Tom Cruise wearing a wig

09.02.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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