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I mean…anybody can just walk in and plop these down on a side counter and leave. And if no one is paying attention they’ll collect dust.
One time I went into a gas station and there was a stack of Dianetics on the counter. Clerk said “idk some dude dropped off some coupons”…

when they have me flying a bomber in Civil War Woke im painting this on the payload

Gavin Newsom is literally a Republican!!!!! He was married to Kimberly Guilfoyle!!!! He acts like a Republican and agrees with them!!! He’s an entryist sleeper cell in the Democratic Party!!!!
Everyone get a fucking grip!!!

The “everyone is 12” guy wrote the preeminent text of this era.

Give me $50 and then prove to me you deserve a $50 item from my shop.

Ratboys Singin’ to an Empty Chair album cover, 2 chairs in a field, with a post-it note snippet from my review.

New issue of my blog about new music, Nightswimming!
Ratboys, Ella McNamara, MUNA, Kevin Morby, and the Dead in Kansas City!
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I’m not allowed to post what I think should happen to this guy

did Gary Larson draw this

This aired on the 1992 VMAs!!! It was the biggest record in the world at the time!! So easy to know that it’s “Krist”.

“We’ve got this technology. It’s in Beta, basically. It costs 80 jillion dollars, guzzles water, and will replace you at your job. Maybe you could be the lucky one who figures out how to make it work???”
How about chug my balls?

What these circuit-board-lickers fail to understand is that logical people are not willing to sacrifice the environment, the global economy, and our society for ***POTENTIAL***.
Prove the shit does what you say it can, then we’ll talk. Don’t ask for a skillion dollars and make me prove it.

Fascism is the aestheticization of politics.

Marie Gluesenkamp-Perez would like a word

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The clips of these hearings are great reminders for me to call my representatives.
For instance, I just called Josh Hawley’s Kansas City office and left a message urging him to be embarrassed that he’s screaming, sweating, and foaming at the mouth on national television.

08/27/72

They really hit stride on this one!

Ratboys Singin’ to an Empty Chair album cover, 2 chairs in a field, with a post-it note snippet from my review.

New issue of my blog about new music, Nightswimming!
Ratboys, Ella McNamara, MUNA, Kevin Morby, and the Dead in Kansas City!
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The “What Am I Actually Saying?” fork in the road

Legacy media figures and consent manufacturing—like peanut butter and jelly

Apparently at the TPUSA Halftime Show, Kid Rock handed his Grammy to a young JD Vance, played by the famously-pantsless Porky Pig.

New issue of Nightswimming, the weekly blog about new music, and it’s one of my favorites I’ve ever written!
I’d love if you gave it a read!

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Making Up a Guy to Get Mad At gold medalist

Hate to engage with clear bait, but “You Get What You Give” by New Radicals is not only perhaps one of the greatest one-hit wonders of all time, it’s also a perfect emblem of 90’s alt-pop-rock, replete with a “rapped” bridge and one of the most compelling opening lines in music.

Nothing Tig Notaro has ever done has landed for me. She’s like a person who is doing comedy against her will. All love!

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I was referencing Under A Rock with Tig Notaro, where the entire conceit is that she famously does not know who anyone is

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Does she know who The Muppets are?

“Steve???”

no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita

Apparently at the TPUSA Halftime Show, Kid Rock handed his Grammy to a young JD Vance, played by the famously-pantsless Porky Pig.