hayley | ceo of richie as wiggly au

I would like to petition the Tony Awards for a special plant category specifically for HwaBoon from “Maybe Happy Ending.” 🌱

“bluesky is intolerant and rude” idk everyone’s pretty nice to me most of the time sounds like a skill issue

My bad I just remembered everyone else alive would make this same joke

Hope Lea Michele memorized that teleprompter cuz

independent and generational wealth could fix me

GOP BILL WOULD LEGALIZE DOGE AND LET TRUMP DISMANTLE EVERYTHING The Reorganizing Government Act is a longshot in the Senate, but that could change and so would the separation of powers

This is the king making legislation everyone said they wouldn't tolerate. What are you waiting for?

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

An acrylic painting by Jim Musil depicting a farm in Wisconsin. A red barn sits at the end of a dirt road in the middle of a verdant green field. A colorful sky dominates the composition.

My painting WISCONSIN FARM

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

I hate it here

a man is holding a blue bird mascot in front of a wall that has the letter c written on it ALT: a man is holding a blue bird mascot in front of a wall that has the letter c written on it

live footage of me when it happens except I assume everyone means andrew lloyd-webber

in related news, blasting the Hatchetfield soundtracks in the car and belting to them no matter how off pitch I sound still slaps

saw a local production of tgwdlm a few weeks ago and god it felt so great to see a show and divest it from my fandom drama and icky thoughts

blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office

good job on Brian Holden calling out nazi shit on his insta. I hope the conservative sk fans see that and wake up at least just a little bit

"I'm alive!" said Gatsby, roaring past on a speedboat. He'd faked his own death and gotten away with everything. That's why they called him the Great Gatsby. "Out of the way, current!" he yelled at the water. "This speedboat is bearing me ceaselessly into the future!"

Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:

the eorzean alliance isn’t bringing anything substantial to the table dear. idk how long we can keep this up without resorting to real actions

just finished peace talks with the emperor who wasn’t receptive. getting ready to take up arms against the empire (again) politics keep failing us

telling my gf everything I’ve been doing in ffxiv online like I’m a real ambassador and shit

The institutional Democratic Party is guided by an almost pathological level of conflict avoidance in almost every direction. “What can we do to make the least number of people mad?” is just a bankrupt way to operate.

When the history of this time is written down, the cowardice will be remembered as much as the fascism

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but
*fog horn*

It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation.

I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!

american masculinity is so amazing. caring about clothes as a man apparently makes you "gay" but our position on geopolitics totally depends on whether you wear a suit

Life is short. Tickle a statue. Watch in horror as that statue comes to life. Run from the statue

look skrptwt had a lot of drama but without a doubt the craziest thing was someone saying they were homophobic because of it lmfao

My favorite replies on here are this kinda thing

Post:
Why even make Mario a plumber when his profession very rarely comes up?

Reply:
Don’t you get it?! America is OVER

accidentally blasted a guy I used to do theatre with on insta cuz I didn’t think he was still following me

can’t wait for the debate that will undoubtedly come out of wicked pt 2 just over the line “I ask forgiveness for the things I’ve done you blame me for”