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A space marine heavy intercessor miniature with heavy bolter painted in the colors of the Marines Malevolent (black and yellow). 

There is a scythe painted onto her right kneepad and a lightning bolt under her left.

Her heavy bolter bears a vertical red and white checkerboard pattern stripe near the muzzle.

A space marine heavy intercessor miniature with heavy bolter painted in the colors of the Marines Malevolent (black and yellow). There is a scythe painted onto her right kneepad and a lightning bolt under her left. Her heavy bolter bears a vertical red and white checkerboard pattern stripe near the muzzle.

A back view of the same model. 

from this angle the Marines Malevolent chapter badge (a winged lightning bolt) is visible on the left pauldron. Additionally the checkerboard stripe motif is repeated on her power pack

A back view of the same model. from this angle the Marines Malevolent chapter badge (a winged lightning bolt) is visible on the left pauldron. Additionally the checkerboard stripe motif is repeated on her power pack

An additional angle from the side.

From this angle the devastator chevron is visible on the right pauldron.

An additional angle from the side. From this angle the devastator chevron is visible on the right pauldron.

closeup of the heavy bolter.

A red stylized explosion is painted on the side of the magazine.

closeup of the heavy bolter. A red stylized explosion is painted on the side of the magazine.

Finished painting sister Adha Rook. This finishes off strike team Atrocity for now

#warhammercommunity

05.10.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
temptation from Larryboy and the bad apple. A pea behind her is tied to the ceiling.

temptation from Larryboy and the bad apple. A pea behind her is tied to the ceiling.

oh goodness gracious

02.10.2025 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
epic awesome werewolf howling in front of the moon

epic awesome werewolf howling in front of the moon

deeply sorry to anyone who may have followed me for my warhammer stuff this is the real me

02.10.2025 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

girlll i think I just saw a goblin

02.10.2025 05:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh my golly gee

02.10.2025 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sucking and slurpin on a unholy creature of the night

02.10.2025 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bestie is exoskeletal

02.10.2025 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

girls often have chelicerae

02.10.2025 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CALL ME KIRK THE WAY MY THROAT FEEL CRAZY

02.10.2025 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guards, dispose of this welp..

02.10.2025 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

deer apocalypse beam

02.10.2025 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my pussy tight like the budget this Christmas, sport

02.10.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they best call that shit gaylo 3

02.10.2025 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the Jeremy Renner app only available on the sony ps3

02.10.2025 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i have no mercy i will literally kiss a man

02.10.2025 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i would have simply stroked my shit, your honor

02.10.2025 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

pearl harbor woulda turned out a whole lot different if i were there you stupid piece of shit

02.10.2025 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

smoking pussy with dvd normal

02.10.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm White and I have not seen all of The Office. We exist. Share if you're #White and #HaveNotWatchedAllOfTheOffice

26.09.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 453    πŸ” 336    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 14

my pussy promotes civil discussion

23.09.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my pussy a productive work environment

23.09.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my pussy fruitful

23.09.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it is now, next question

18.09.2025 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THIS FUCKER EATING BEANSS

18.09.2025 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

first off, sick
second i really fw the funky crystal

17.09.2025 08:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

currently, with my mind fists

16.09.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am attacking you

16.09.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

please be for 9/11 please be for 9/11 please be for 9/11

16.09.2025 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

saved you a click, it's a plasmagunner. They provide zero examples of anyone thinking otherwise

15.09.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh and thank you to the Salamanders for your very charitable donation to our armory of course. Stay away from our ordinance next time tho

15.09.2025 08:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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