Britt 🏖

POND RULES: No swimming, jumping or gallivanting. Do not disturb the pond witch. No fishing with dynamite. Sacrifices to water gods on alternate Wednesdays only - NO EXCEPTIONS! Taunt the crows at your own risk. If a hand comes out of the water to beckon you, turn and walk away. Do not feed the weretrout. Is the water burning with cold unholy fire? Report it to the ranger! They’re not ducks. Run. Have fun!

You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before

a group of bears are standing in a line on a hill Alt: 4 low poly brown bears dancing on a multicolor dance floor

BEAR DOWN CHICAGO BEARS!!!!!!!!!!

ブイズタワー✨️
(1121の日…に全然間に合わなかった絵)

A cover with the title Near You, Beside You Four characters are surrounded by various video games, game consoles and game accessories

1998- At Mom’s House Panel 1: Elise(age 9) :No. Panel 2: Alex: oh, COME ON! Mom is working and you’re just reading all day! Panel 3: Elise: so? Panel 4: Alex (age 7) SO that’s BORING! And I’m BORED! I wanna play with you!

Panel 1 Elise: No, I don’t like going outside. Panel 2 Alex: All kids want to play outside! LITERALLY ALL KIDS!! Panel 3-4 Elise: well I don’t want to. Quit being sooooo annoying. Panel 5 Alex: you’re no fun! Why’re you so weird!! Panel 6 SLAM Elise: …I don’t know.

Panel 1 Alex: MOM!! Elise won’t play with me at all! All she does is draw, read and ignore me! It’s not fair!! Panel 2: Alex: she won’t play like other kids. Makes me mad! Panel 3 Mom: Well, Alex, Elise isn’t…well, LIKE other kids. She’s wired a bit differently from you. That doesn’t mean she’s broken. Panel 4 Mom: I struggle with her too. But we love her so we mustn’t give up. You just need to find something you two can connect on. Panel 5 You’re a smart, sweet kid, bug. You’ll figure something out

Near You, Beside You

A comic about siblings growing close and then apart, and the thing that connects them 1/5

BIG EEL ⚡️

A set of dish scrubbers shaped like a cardinal and a bluebird

this is how you lose the dish war

a pikachu in a pretty scarf

she dressed up

If women get too physically strong they'll beat the shit out of you and for that we must demonize any kind of exercise and hearty food for them

#oc

Hell yeah @rianjohnson.bsky.social (reposting with alt text)

Batman breaking a rifle in half from a 1986 comic. The rifle has a label "AI (even if you're making fun of it)" and Batman is saying "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."

Anyway time to post this again.

AI is a tool of fascism.

okay um, a long time ago I was going to do a sequel zine to this but I got really busy with a job and other things, so I'm just going to post the best of what I managed, free. These are all based off of actual outfits of hers!

I do have a kofi in my bio though if you do feel inclined 😗💋✨
#artpost

old-ish lil #rumira doodle from patreon

ENSHITTIFICATION NEWS ALERT

Yesterday, Google Maps took me to a sponsored result instead of to the location I needed to go for a meeting.

First I tapped the location I needed to go, as shown in my calendar. I was going to Universal City, which I didn't really know how to get to.

Good afternoon

A jack-o-lantern on someone’s porch steps. The pumpkin is old and starting to rot in such a way that it looks like an old man with no teeth, making a grumpy expression, with the top also falling in. This pumpkin has seen some stuff.

Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday

imagine being so disconnected from reality that you're propping up the entire economy on a piece of technology so loathed you have to blackmail people into using it

it's weird to live in a world where a new 'worst thing you've ever imagined' happens at least a few times a month and it's easy to let it all run together and just sort of wash over you and go totally numb to all of it so you don't freak out because you still have to do laundry and go to work.

If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.

know your routes

A digital sketch of a mischievous labubu sitting amongst plants

👹 #labubu

i can be trusted with vintage typography equipment

Hey y'all.

I hate Amazon with a fiery passion. However. The disposable N95 masks I use are currently on an incredible bulk sale (I've bought two bundles like this before).

The link for $30 for 440 masks, free shipping in the US:

www.amazon.com/dp/B08J1THV9...

vampire yuri for school

#pixelart

a group of bears standing next to each other on top of a snow covered hill . Alt: 4 low poly brown bears dancing on a multicolor dance floor

BEAR DOWN CHICAGO BEARS!!!!!!!!!

[the sun is life]

#frankenstein

three-panel photograph series of an Alaskan Klee Kai dog playing with a stuffed toy and making a silly face on a bed