Auditor 🔥

//gtg for the week chat,, heh,,, dont forget me,, pray i dont get my ass beat for not doing this project

Come along then itll only take 2 days and he'll return unharmed, My word, True and Honest.

Hmm, touché, How's your old man doing?

// "No fighting unless you wnat to lose your turn on the- HEY! Agent 1437 put that glowing substance down this instance"

But of course

I'm glad my teachings had an imapct.

//Silly little headcanon thing: Auditor treats almost all of his agents like their children.

Brave and Bold, If you werent against me i'd say you've earned my respect, but since thats not the case I find it foolish.

//IT DOES HELP

Is that a threat?

I dont start the fights , I finish them, do not worry

//Surely*

Surley, yes..

Shhh, I'll figure something out, just cooperate for sometime.

Im not trying aanything, If they wish to go then who am I to deny them that right?

hush hush we're conversing

then you'll die for these test tubes i have, brand new, clean, and slightly safer

Limiting his screen time.

Theres some blue glowing cylinders underneath the facility that i would very much like to put you in to study you. You...Thing...

Happy birthday to Agent 1394 indeed.

What are you.

Yes, well, I think it shows in a more positive light that not all of our employee's are mindless duds. He's a tad special but not hurting anyone, really.

The Soldats??

stop eating my men.

I'm not confirming nor denying this.

We dont converse about the Mustard and The Soldats in public.

// STOP NOT OORAH 🙏// oorah...?

You're welcome. Thank you for providng my company with your services.

I have more imporant matters to attend to than learn your dibble dabble.

//I got 15 minutes to finish a project i have 1 slide on, have no idea what to do, and its due today,, chat im cooked,, can i clutch??