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@trager.bsky.social

Engineer, martial artist, acrobat, oenophile, occasional dancer, and jack of most trades. Not the airborne one in my profile picture.

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Canada? 😈

16.09.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine having a store people felt so comfortable going into that they gave it a cute nickname, and then throwing that away for the sake of a political group that doesn't even shop there, fucking up so badly that a lot of the former shoppers realized they didn't need to buy so much stuff anyway.

20.08.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1756    πŸ” 507    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 9

They can’t sign 97 for another (checks Discord) 320 days so…

15.08.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing what happens when you have one of the great GMs in the league, eh?

08.08.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I came here to post almost exactly this, thank you for doing the work, sir.

22.07.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So we can look forward to Vladar taking the piss out of Sielski at some point then?

11.07.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I remember the film.

08.07.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now the Cheeto-in-chief can write all the arrows he wants and nobody can argue with them.

26.06.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think that’s the same dude that sings β€œGMF”, which is a low key banger that gets stuck in you head as well.

20.06.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Comic strip with an illustrative panel for each line:

The monsters climbed out from under the beds where they’d been hiding
when they heard on the news that a monster had been crowned king.
They took to the streets and they crowed and they danced,
shouting what they used to only whisper behind hands.
They shed their fake niceties like shedding their skin,
letting out all that they used to keep in.
The monster king said β€œjump” and they all asked β€œhow high?”;
not one thought to pause to ask him β€” β€œwait, why?”
β€œNow jump in this river, now jump off this ledge.”
β€œNow jump when and where it best serves my revenge.”
Children still look under their beds but can’t find much worse than this β€”
a land of monsters, naked but for hatred, their faces painted to match his.

β€œA Land of Monsters” by Kristina Mahr

Comic strip with an illustrative panel for each line: The monsters climbed out from under the beds where they’d been hiding when they heard on the news that a monster had been crowned king. They took to the streets and they crowed and they danced, shouting what they used to only whisper behind hands. They shed their fake niceties like shedding their skin, letting out all that they used to keep in. The monster king said β€œjump” and they all asked β€œhow high?”; not one thought to pause to ask him β€” β€œwait, why?” β€œNow jump in this river, now jump off this ledge.” β€œNow jump when and where it best serves my revenge.” Children still look under their beds but can’t find much worse than this β€” a land of monsters, naked but for hatred, their faces painted to match his. β€œA Land of Monsters” by Kristina Mahr

Spotted on FB, had to share:

18.06.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck I love this so much.

15.06.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A reminder that Alpenglow is a female-owned small business whose core ethos is independence and badassery in equal measure.

14.06.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Glad it’s not just me. I love looking for new music but that album just blows me away every time and I’m like β€œI could check out that new release… or I could listen to Angel in Realtime again” and I choose the latter distressingly often.

13.06.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh. Hell. Yes.

05.06.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A Nissan SUV on the freeway with the license plate β€œMOROLLN”

A Nissan SUV on the freeway with the license plate β€œMOROLLN”

@stevenbrust.bsky.social Spotted in SoCal today… I pulled up next to them, but no evidence of Magical-wand-for-creating-death-in-the-form-of-a-black-sword.

04.06.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a poster that says " do n't feed the troll " with a stick figure ALT: a poster that says " do n't feed the troll " with a stick figure
03.06.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah, Dr T just has a LOT of friends.

21.05.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It seems very Victorian. Have you considered coming down with the consumption?

14.05.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But we have an EPI2ME cloud genome assembly pipeline at home!

13.05.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Welcome to the Alpenglow Industries β€œDid You Know You’re a Beta Tester?” Program.

06.05.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg want.

28.04.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I loved the all-decades team discussion but can’t understand how people slept on the 80s as the source for goaltending. Either prime era Hexy or Pelle are great solutions. I’d go Clarkie, β€˜87 Hexy, Recchi (just to mess with Kelly. Axly have to agree with Leclair), Rico, Pronger, Meesh.

26.04.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is why you’re the number one hockey beat reporter.

03.04.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am totally stealing this for upcoming D&D campaign planning.

02.04.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Get a dog?

25.03.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But what if he’s named Brian?

12.03.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I had to bring this here because it’s so good

08.03.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 26635    πŸ” 6020    πŸ’¬ 1423    πŸ“Œ 464

The new season is so good!

07.03.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a wig and making a funny face . Alt: a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a wig and making a funny face asking wtf.
08.02.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dragon Friends | Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory Podcast: Dragon Friends Hosts: Dave Harmon, Ben Jenkins, Alex Lee, Michael Hing, Simon Greiner, and Edan Lacey Category: Comedy Sub-Category: Games, Improv & Sketch Comedy First Episode: 2015 We start...

I feel like there should be an Aussie version, β€œJoel Chongussteen”. (note: my primary source of knowledge about Australian culture is the Dragon Friends podcast so feel free to blame them) www.greataustralianpods.com/dragon-frien...

22.01.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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