Mark Kelly @djdarkness - Bluesky Profile

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26.02.2026 10:35 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

In case you missed it…here’s the facts-only version of SOTU

26.02.2026 04:32 — 👍 7139 🔁 2226 💬 457 📌 212

If there isn’t any bipartisan effort to impeach Pam Bondi after her criminal clownery today, we should stop pretending Congress has any authority to enforce rule of law.

11.02.2026 17:34 — 👍 4372 🔁 992 💬 149 📌 40

I just found out that the #President of Puerto Rico is a pedophile! Shame on that country! 🖕😆

09.02.2026 13:20 — 👍 1250 🔁 156 💬 60 📌 20

Seems 💯 accurate.

04.02.2026 00:55 — 👍 4204 🔁 1101 💬 93 📌 41

Yup, more cold weather

02.02.2026 17:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That line won't work as a defense

28.01.2026 14:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You've got to fight for your right to Party

27.01.2026 17:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

07.01.2026 18:20 — 👍 40 🔁 29 💬 2 📌 0

👇👇👇👇

07.01.2026 15:26 — 👍 16481 🔁 5918 💬 1104 📌 573

.@PabloReports: What do you make of the White House blaming the police for what happened on January 6th?

Lieu: The White House’s statement is batshit crazy.

06.01.2026 22:03 — 👍 21737 🔁 6229 💬 569 📌 283

If you are a foreign president who commits crimes overseas, America will come get you, arrest you, and lock you up.

But if you are a US president who commits crimes here in the United States, America will give you immunity from prosecution, reelect you, and bribe you with billions of dollars.

04.01.2026 00:26 — 👍 16727 🔁 4919 💬 435 📌 192

Is anyone going to be in Myrtle Beach this weekend..??

25.12.2025 17:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Absolutely 💯 True......

25.12.2025 11:56 — 👍 5730 🔁 1751 💬 201 📌 106

I thought that the airing of grievances occurred on Festivus which isn't until the 23rd

17.12.2025 12:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They don't care about anyone.

21.11.2025 18:16 — 👍 28 🔁 17 💬 0 📌 0

I also live in the Charleston area and share your frustration

12.11.2025 23:19 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

As a resident of South Carolina I really enjoy hearing and seeing fireworks on a random Tuesday at 3am

05.11.2025 18:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.

31.10.2025 06:06 — 👍 3410 🔁 636 💬 381 📌 55

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Definitely Antifa

15.10.2025 20:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just to be clear.

01.10.2025 20:37 — 👍 163 🔁 36 💬 6 📌 0

@sluggodoug.bsky.social
So the wife and I are driving from Charleston, WV to Charleston, SC this morning and just heard Gary Newman and "Cars"
This go me thinking about another song I would like to hear... Are Friends Electric from Tubeway Army.
Wasn't sure if you could give that a spin for us??

19.09.2025 14:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Who the hell is stealing car radios in 2025, and why would you rip the door off when you can just smash the window

25.08.2025 16:57 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I trust steak tartare from a food truck with no refrigerator in August more than Ghislaine Maxwell

24.08.2025 19:33 — 👍 10952 🔁 1589 💬 258 📌 85