You just gotta poast through it.

(Bill’s version)

To the mattresses

Nice windmill!

If I’m a Dem in Congress I’m asking my constituents to log into healthcare.gov and tell me how much their premium is going up next year and I’m posting that on social media all day long.

Okc is going to repeat. Will be interesting to see when Wemby comes for that throne, that sort of stuff is usually good for narrative interest in the league

The question is whether Europe is more than a wet fart in a rainstorm, and will act to counter this nonsense, instead of wanly wagging a finger and condemning aggression and looking for whoever they can pay to intervene instead of doing something about it themselves.

I think we know the answer.

Yeah, I’d take a proper gander of a couch at those prices.

Definitely won’t cause any marital problems

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Yup

Go fash, lose cash

Headline from the New York Times, 1939: “Goebbels ends careers of five “Aryan“ actors who made witticisms about the Nazi regime.”

www.nytimes.com/1939/02/04/a...

Archive 81 for me

My guy has entered the sits at concerts stage of life

Gotta watch out for them skeeters

Sports Hank Williams Jr. Honored By Institute For Football Preparedness Share Published: October 31, 2001

Good excuse to post my favourite Onion headline.

Again, Ukraine has been hit at its very heart by Russia.

810 missiles, 13 drones. 11 dead across the country, dozens of injured, extensive damage to civilian infrastructure and to the Cabinet of Ministers.

In Kyiv, a mother and her newwborn were projected out of their flat on the 6th floor & died.

Impeachable offense.

NEW | China installed more than twice as much solar capacity in the first half of 2025 as the rest of the world combined ☀️

256 GW in just six months... 🤯

The rest of the world combined installed 124 GW.

Losing by 13 (Bill’s version)

“Have I ever flown without screaming?”

Banshee just prepping to fly

Hopefully journalists full on switch for the same reasons.

Bruh

Hookem

Government by truth social as a legal doctrine.

Early game check mate. White queen on b3 black king on c3

The immortal king walk

Hearing that Susan Collins is “extremely alarmed” reminds of the times that’s she’s been “concerned” and done nothing. She thinks Mainers are idiot goldfish without a memory. Can’t wait until she’s relegated to the dustbin of history with the rest of the enablers.

Omg Jerry!