drab queen

still miffed AI is in the process of ruining for everyone a fun turn of phrase and at least two forms of punctuation

SEIZE JOY FROM THE JAWS OF PAIN. HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR MEDICATIONS?

so we're just out here making posting games out of potentially-identifying and/or security challenge-answering info? again?

biting you like that squirrel is biting that snow

the squirrels around here aaare pretty oomf-y

unless you're Mitz, they like taunting her

autumn,

a squirrel holding a chunk of ice. might be just a little bit stupid

happened to glance out the window to see

a lot,

... my horrible children and their various communication quirks Are Not Ready Yet™

spending years workshopping a handful of characters but almost never talking about them is normal right?

... as is using one of them as an excuse for some basic conlanging and neography exercises, while not talking about that at all either?

trying not to laugh out loud at this police siren sound. come on man

I'd *assume* that grace period was so the tenants could clean the place up, pack, find a new place, notify any relevant parties of the pending change of address, but apparently not! apparently it's just some kinda weird spite block!

what's the point of having a few months' grace period after ending the lease before the tenants need to leave, if you're just gonna act like they're not there anymore anyway

sure is cool that landlords can just start offering tours while the outgoing tenants are still living there and they barely need to give any notice :^)

An image of Eggbug, the Cohost mascotte, saying "Well, well, well, not to easy to find a website that doesn't suck shit, huh?"

Image related to current happenings

wait they have whatnow

... so it does,

dankerigatou pup

bsky mobile app *please* stop reloading into my minithread about pseudoscorpions whenever I switch back to you, I'm not vain enough to want to read my own posts over and over

advanced markdown tech

the graph is "per 10 million population" so population size differences have already been taken into account

give me the ferments
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK

oh so thaaat's why it's red

oh damn, that's way too young... fuck cancer, dude

write it dooowwwn!!! don't wanna forget your ideas!

I'd say this is the laziest attempt at astroturfing I've seen in a while but honestly this is par for the faux-grass course these days

if you use the swipe feature to write messages on your phone and you get the wrong word but miss it

is that a swypo

Mewtwo and mew looking at each other with a blue background

Happy birthday, Mewtwo

「✂︎-------✂︎」