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i am house.

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Latest posts by jognhng.bsky.social on Bluesky

STEAMBOY IS SO FUCKING PEAK I LOVE STEAMBOY

03.06.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

water store

16.05.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.05.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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fuck this lurker in particular

30.04.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot of YouTube's home page focused on the video "2000." by Ahoy, with 118K views, uploaded 5 hours ago, at twenty-one minutes and fourty-nine seconds (21:49). the thumbnail is a parody of the Playstation 2's branding with text reading "2000" on a black background and glowing blue fog

screenshot of YouTube's home page focused on the video "2000." by Ahoy, with 118K views, uploaded 5 hours ago, at twenty-one minutes and fourty-nine seconds (21:49). the thumbnail is a parody of the Playstation 2's branding with text reading "2000" on a black background and glowing blue fog

a 20-minute Ahoy video? absolutely joyous.

25.04.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
the beast (dog) is holding a human hand to its snout in a shushing motion

the beast (dog) is holding a human hand to its snout in a shushing motion

don't fool it too loud now, it might hear you

01.04.2025 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WHAT THE FUCK

01.04.2025 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

does this include the :| face

27.03.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

punishment

18.03.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh oh i know this one! it's, uh... crackers 'n coffee?

16.03.2025 08:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

easy, it's γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€.
γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€could work too but it might be a stretch

23.02.2025 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
the current logo for The Chromium Project by Google

the current logo for The Chromium Project by Google

TOP TEN IMAGES THAT WILL MAKE YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

18.02.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a plushie of meowth, the pokemon. specifically the fat one from that one store in japan

a plushie of meowth, the pokemon. specifically the fat one from that one store in japan

happy valentines day, my four mutuals

14.02.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
person on their knees in front of a set of lunchables. they are clearly devastated. this image had something to do with lunchly but i forgot

person on their knees in front of a set of lunchables. they are clearly devastated. this image had something to do with lunchly but i forgot

what do you MEAAAN it's not real FUCK

14.02.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
the white external take being prepared for Columbia on STS-2

the white external take being prepared for Columbia on STS-2

oh painted external tank my beloved... i will never forget you

07.02.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
the guy from good mythical morning with the glasses (i forgot his name) trying to use this like whipped cream thingy but he shook it too hard and created an explosion

the guy from good mythical morning with the glasses (i forgot his name) trying to use this like whipped cream thingy but he shook it too hard and created an explosion

me when i jork it

01.02.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

those apostrophes doing incredible heavy lifting on 10

03.02.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

going into the chamber for this one. i don't make the rules

29.01.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hi cooking how are you

24.12.2024 09:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot of Spotify's desktop app showing my Daily Mix 6 playlist, with the odd description of "Hans Zimmer, Heaven Pierce Her, femtanyl, and more"

screenshot of Spotify's desktop app showing my Daily Mix 6 playlist, with the odd description of "Hans Zimmer, Heaven Pierce Her, femtanyl, and more"

HANS ZIMMER GET OUT OF THERE

13.12.2024 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Aaron Paul in "Breaking Bad" as Jessie Pinkman, crying as he points a gun at the viewer. The image's quality is noticeably degraded, to the point where the gun is barely recognizable.

Aaron Paul in "Breaking Bad" as Jessie Pinkman, crying as he points a gun at the viewer. The image's quality is noticeably degraded, to the point where the gun is barely recognizable.

me when i have to kill my mutuals because i'm bored

09.12.2024 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

your lines are all very colorful and pretty

09.12.2024 07:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the skeleton is incomplete. what happened to the rest of the bones?

02.12.2024 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what if instead of war there was boobs and pizza

19.11.2024 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 314    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3

bluesky absolutely refuses to let me like and retweet this post. i send my regards

19.11.2024 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the yummiest color combination ever. if green + a little bit of yellow has no fans i'm dead

17.11.2024 07:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

genuinely. how did it get here. it's not even open either, someone was scarfing down a lone hot dog bun

14.11.2024 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a half-eaten hot dog bun sitting dormant on the side of an asphalt road. a hot dot is nowhere to be found.

a half-eaten hot dog bun sitting dormant on the side of an asphalt road. a hot dot is nowhere to be found.

been thinking about this half-eaten hotdog bun that i saw on the side of the road

14.11.2024 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

no cubes i FUCKING HATE CUBES GRRRRRR

05.11.2024 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it does that to people who aren't worthy

01.11.2024 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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