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@thegarrett.bsky.social

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491 Followers  |  614 Following  |  203 Posts  |  Joined: 04.07.2023  |  2.0315

Latest posts by thegarrett.bsky.social on Bluesky

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What the fuck

12.04.2025 12:47 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why am I in this

05.04.2025 16:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Cry more

30.03.2025 02:07 — 👍 47734    🔁 6049    💬 4770    📌 1328

But I would love to read your book!

28.03.2025 04:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok but leaving your house for however long…. No thanks

28.03.2025 04:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I don’t need to see any more robots doing shit

21.03.2025 21:01 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And in so many ways! I don’t want to go through that again

01.03.2025 01:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Dad jeans
Dad jeans
Dad jeans
Dad Jeeeeeeaaaaans

28.02.2025 18:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So this take blows

28.02.2025 18:42 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lucky guy!

23.02.2025 23:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Walking Dead culture is not my culture

23.02.2025 23:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Horseshoes are like Mezuzahs for gentiles

23.02.2025 22:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I was the intimacy coordinator for “It Ends With Us” and my DMs are open

23.02.2025 18:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let’s go!

21.02.2025 04:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Self referencing their least funny but most popular sketches.

17.02.2025 03:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like why even say this? These freaks are so addicted to attention it’s crazy

17.02.2025 00:32 — 👍 32    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

No but I love to lie

16.02.2025 22:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Deeply funny to me that all the only fans guys hate that ONE guy and can’t stop talking about it.

16.02.2025 22:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The main guy is sooooo hot

16.02.2025 00:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My innie is a dumb whore

16.02.2025 00:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Severance is based off every time I go to the Eagle

16.02.2025 00:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Boo bitch! Be scared of me!!

14.02.2025 05:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait. A subtle pocket square would slay

14.02.2025 04:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Vvvvv good. Especially for a tall fit!

14.02.2025 04:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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My first time on a frozen lake and I bought ice skates. Let’s make a metaphor out of that or not!

14.02.2025 04:10 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Alternative cock!

14.02.2025 04:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ask not for whom the goat sees

13.02.2025 21:51 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Someone please call it on the hypermasc, gorp, camo-everywhere culture it is so boring I am begging you please

05.02.2025 20:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You guys are gay? Huh, so which one is the Lady Gaga - “Abracadabra” Music Video Presented by Mastercard and which one is the Badonka Dunk tank presented by Las Vegas?

03.02.2025 21:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do gay people care about Sabrina carpenter?

03.02.2025 01:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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