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@deeznutzmma.bsky.social

MMA Account She/Her, Black, and Lezzzzzzbian I work out but I eat like shit Seeking asylum at BlueSky

367 Followers  |  336 Following  |  505 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  1.8893

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a man in a blue hoodie is talking to another man . ALT: a man in a blue hoodie is talking to another man .

I've never seen the original, so don't jump me for this, but I liked the Crow 2024 version.

25.02.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

I was wondering where the fuck you were. LOL

25.02.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell no brother. HELL NO

25.02.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, white people eat chitterlins? Are you sure Brett?

25.02.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They're going to have to remake Rocky 4 and have Stallone just lay down and let Drago take a big dump on him.

24.02.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 982    πŸ” 125    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 4

They are ugly asf too, I had a coworker eat them IN THE CAR and refused to stop bringing that shit to work. I resented her so much for it. I think it smells worse than the liver.

24.02.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

@teflonandy.bsky.social I tried to tell you that the smell will KNOCK YOU ON YOUR ASS. LMFAO.

24.02.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's cooked cow INTESTINES, I can't describe the smell, but it will KNOCK you on your ass.

24.02.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Question: Do you bring nasty-smelling food like fish and chitterlings and blow up the joint after using the microwave? I respect yall for not giving a fuck, but some Africans just destroyed our break room with their funky shit. LMAO. Wow.

24.02.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t believe this country is a real place anymore…

24.02.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I MISS YOUUUUU. Text me from your phone. I lost all my contacts when I bought a new phone. We zoomin in April

24.02.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How are we enjoying Trump's America? I haven't been affected by any of his policies....YET, man, I hate it here. You? #Trump #Trump2025

24.02.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Eagles should go visit Justin Trudeau to just rub more salt in the wound

24.02.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 25822    πŸ” 2674    πŸ’¬ 699    πŸ“Œ 252

Oh, the violence in my "for you" tab has given me PTSD. I can not blame you for that.

24.02.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm backkkkkkkkkkkkkk cause my homies left X and only tweet here.

24.02.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

Worddddddd. Very dangerous sport

05.01.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m having the time of my LIFE. 🀣 #pbr2024 #BullRiding #NYC

05.01.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🀣🀣

03.01.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😭

02.01.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I gotta EASE back into all this office work, yo. LMAO

02.01.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mike, she looked like a LION and just eating her snacks. LOL. Happy New Year, Happy Belated, and Merry Christmas, hope all is well.

02.01.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, most men at LEAST put the child hair in a bun or something. But this man on the train had his poor baby in bed hair and it was so funny. She looked like she slept wild last night too. LOL. They were so freakin cute bro.

02.01.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This man on the train did NOT comb his daughter's hair today, and she looks like a wild lion on the plains of Africa. Fellas, do you comb your daughter's hair before school? This father said, "Fuck it!". LOLOL #GoodMorning

02.01.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.

01.01.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 79918    πŸ” 17641    πŸ’¬ 2134    πŸ“Œ 1501

Conor is a disgrace, I pray he does not get Mike Tyson forgiveness from fans.

02.01.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just walked in the office after holiday break like…

02.01.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s on HULU and it’s soooooo bad.

30.12.2024 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Conor is straight FUCKN lying about that fight with Logan Paul. The only thing I believe about this, is that Conor needs the money and this fight ain’t gonna happen. FOH. 😭 #ConorMcGregor

30.12.2024 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen and the trailer lied to the audience. This is hot GARBAGE #NowWatching

30.12.2024 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Way moreeeeeee consistent

30.12.2024 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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