Maggs Benedict, like a the breakfast

me: punched a stink bug outta the air random person: All creatures deserve kindness, even if they’re annoying. This sucks to read.

this website rocks

Ah but can you still put your tongue through the hole to simulate a nipple?

The Flanderization of ghibli in the public mind is just so insane to me. Acting like it’s entirely wholesome and cutesy but is really overtly anti capitalist, depict the horrors of war and environmental decline, and have TONS of body horror and depictions of death and disease. it legit annoys me

If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”

"I want people to be safe and protected. I want to live on the right side of history. I am an immigrant. My parents are refugees from Chile. We fled a dictatorship and I was privileged enough to grow up in the United States after asylum in Denmark. I stand by those protections, always."

cropped screenshot from yakuza 5 (2012) of Taiga Saejima having a conversation with celebrity chef Tatsuya Kawagoe (who exists in real life) SAEJIMA: So, cooking is a combination of ingredients? I'll try remembering that when I eat.

I got so excited thinking this was somewhere in Van, then I zoomed in on the menu and realized you're clearly in Quebec

I know his secret I understand

BATTLEBORT

Still from the television show Pepper Ann showing from left to right Nicky, Milo and Peppper Ann walking down a sidewalk next to a parking lot

if the hardcore band looks like this you are going to die in the pit

I would rather watch my own autopsy

One day he’s telling us that tariffs are amazing because they will bring lots of new jobs to the US and raise so much money we won’t have to pay income tax, then the next day he’s telling us we aren’t doing them because people were nice to him on the phone.

Holding up a little sign that says “please stop” as the notorious serial killer, Illiterate Bob, stabs me to death

Feer Plastics
New Haven, IL

Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil

Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil
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While I missed my shot at becoming Canada's fentanyl czar, I look forward to taking my rightful place as Tariff Sheriff

the constitutional crisis: argle-bargle? or foofaraw?

I feel like this is an important moment to clarify that Canadians hate Drake more than any of you, so if anything this helps Canada-U.S. relations right now