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self help books should have to jump through the same hoops as medical journals

9 to 5 remake as a horror film in the style of serial mom with katya in dolly’s role and the rest of the main characters are muppets

this wording feels so rude lmao we are all raffi’s children!!!

narcissists love “self help” “self care” beware

happy new year witches 🔮✨

i love a good uncanny fog

every single review on Goodreads

i love gonger and cookie monster. i want to smoke weed in their foodie truck and make snacks with them. wecipe

I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Mohamed. Mohamed was studying to be a software engineer before this. He’s now trying to take care of his whole family including his siblings Farah, 23, Fatena, 22, Aseel, 19, Hala, 18, Lama, 15, Leen, 13 and Karem, 7 and his niece Ghazal, 3.

then we'd cut to Batman and he'd look right at the reader and say "I think that was cool and I endorse it happening to real Nazis in reality. that's right I know about reality. I am a comic man stuck in a comic."

the worst person you knew is now a life coach

My daughter asked why the sky hates us.
I had no answer.
War stole her laughter, her sleep, and her childhood.
We’re not numbers. We’re families begging to survive.
You stopped donating.But bombs didn’t stop falling.
Please give. Share.Don’t let silence be louder than our screams.
gofund.me/edd687b8

Obama is the lynchpin of neoliberal failure:

- no bankers went to jail for the financial crisis
- no punishment for Bush era crimes including torture
- no reigning in open market manipulation and illegal activity of tech disruptors like Uber
- refused to reform the filibuster
- drone wars expanded

trade meme. open ai receives: total sum of creative output from all humanity, $500 billion valuation you receive: polluted internet, polluted world, collapse of society and nature of truth, no jobs, can put your face in my slop app

i made this meme which is better than the article:

Physical Media Collector Pumped For Downfall Of Humanity

Physical Media Collector Pumped For Downfall Of Humanity https://theonion.com/physical-media-collector-pumped-for-downfall-of-humanity/

starting cult called literary luddites hmu if ur in

sometimes i think about a very specific moment in 2017. i ordered a banana milkshake, but they gave me vanilla—fine. i drank it. at the bottom of the shake was an entire whole frozen peeled banana, split asunder

i was reading the witching hour and about halfway in i was like, damn, why does this suck so bad? turns out, anne rice decided she didn’t require an editor after qotd. it’d be so funny if someone edited the lives of the mayfair witches series

really fucked up time to be named Al

i feel you, my 2.5 year old just screamed at me for preparing the grapes they asked for 😅

please give what you can to help Sama'a and her family survive this nightmare. every day is a trial for them, and even a small donation helps

gofund.me/db56c7ce3

just outta curiosity i’ve been sick for a year and a half and everyone’s always like “building up the immune system!” but like… when does that kick in? it should be titanium by now and yet here i am…

What is it, what nameless, inscrutable, unearthly thing is it

The casuistry of liberals demands an elaborate dance to act without being morally culpable. For example, @aoc.bsky.social believes that @mcbride.house.gov voting to honor the life and work of a nazi, mysteriously, does not do the harm of honoring the life and work of a nazi. this is abusive morality

Today's quick update [Sep 19]:

- Early morning RSF drone strike on a mosque in Elfashir.

- The strike coincided with Fajr prayers; at least 43 people reported killed "on the spot", as well as a number of injured.

#KeepEyesOnSudan

the bible is very long, and very few have actually read it

it was my mom’s 😩 felled by the same trick…

kid just experienced their first open-the-tin-thinking-it’s-cookies-only-to-find-sewing-supplies disappointment.