Alastor

GUYS I'm not sure she survived being run over after all lmfao 😭

#hazbinhotels2spoilers

//New Hazbin episodes are out and they're just as good as the last two, maybe better.

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"Happy Halloween sinners! I hope you all have a wonderful day getting scared and getting diabetes! For those of you going dressed as yours truly, make sure to do me proud!"

//Well that was sick. I won't spoil it, but if you haven't watched season 2 DO IT

//Everyone doing okay? Mentally, physically, or otherwise? If not, I'm here to listen.

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"Friendly reminder that I beat Vox once already and I can and will do it again! I always knew I was better than him, it's why I didn't join him."

//New Hazbin song is sick. Definitely better than Hazbin Guarantee imho.

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"Question, if I were to run in the next United States presidential election, would you vote for me? I assure you I have some ideas that would really spice up the place!"

#LuciferWeek2025 Day 4: Tail/Horns

#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelLucifer

"You know, I don't know how Vox thinks he could beat me in a battle. If Adam couldn't kill me, why does a second rate overlord (at best) think he could, I mean it's utterly ludicrous!"

//Can't believe we're less than a month away from Hazbin Hotel Season 2. I'm getting hype, what about y'all?

Lemme juuuust take that whiskey away from him … 🫸🥃
#hazbinhotel #alastor #hazbinhotelalastor

Morning!

So update to this now:

Operator is 19, but I'd still prefer no NSFW

This is an RP account for Alastor from Hazbin Hotel but Helluva Boss and other crossovers welcome

DMs are still open for anyone who wants to talk

Still trying my best, may be rusty from hiatus

Anyways!

Without further ado:

"A broadcast to all sinners in hell! If you just so happen to find a 1930s era radio, that is mine and I'd like it returned to me post haste. If you're the one who took it, then I know where you are and will find you. Ta ta dear listeners!"

//Haven't posted here in a while, hope y'all didn't forget me 🥺

I'll try to be more active on here!

After all the Red Carpets, the ceremony itself, the after party & the after-after parties, nothing compares to the warm welcome upon my return home. 🐕 🐶 🐾

#Oscars2025

After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.

//Finally taking a step I should've a long time ago, this song really represents me and my dad's relationship. If he actually cares, his reaction will show that.

This is incredible!! ✨❤️

// Mental health check y'all. Are you doing okay?

Hazbin Hotel is nominated for Outstanding New Series! It's an honor to be recognized! Thank you @glaad.bsky.social ❤️🌈

I fucking LOVE stickers but I’m scared to waste them so I struggle to stick them on things. This is a constant struggle.

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"My new years resolution is to make at least 12 deals this year, one for every month! So I wonder, who's going to be there first?"

//My mom got me cheap Legos for Christmas that I could use to build Hazbin Hotel characters, my God is he scuffed but I love this goofy little bastard

//Y'all my mom is the best, this is what I got for Christmas

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"Merry Sinsmas sinners and winners! Hope you all have a day full of much celebration and debauchery! Just don't do anything I wouldn't do!"

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