Andy Aitchison

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Anyone that has passed through Norwood Junction on a match day will remember seeing Elloney, selling her knitted Palace hats.

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side view of a British destroyer, with two funnels, at sea.

Meet the destroyer HMS Glowworm. In April 1940 she was forced to fight the German Heavy Cruiser Admiral Hipper, ten times her size, and Hipper's destroyer escorts.

Her extraordinary last stand earned her captain the first Victoria Cross of WW2. In part because THE GERMANS nominated him for one /1 🧵

It turns out that Farage was right; foreigners were coming for his job.

Incontinence pants made from pasta are Tena penne

Stan goes a little further each day.

Crystal Palace squad photo 1971

#CPFC #Palace #CrystalPalace

Anyone down at the Amex getting a train home, there is a 12 carriage train to Victoria via East Croydon & Clapham Junction at 1652.

A picture of Zara Philips and her horse High Kingdom, where the caption writer has put “left” in brackets to tell the difference between the two.

Just remembering the sneakiest ever use of the word “left”.

My grandad’s battalion avoided capture in Norway by disguising themselves as Christmas trees - they were all highly decorated.

Elfsborg are at home tonight. Surprised they can get time off work this time of year.

lub Tropicana.

All that’s missing is the “C”.

If you go to a wedding and swap the confetti for breakfast cereal you could get a Frostie reception.

@sparesceltic.bsky.social been let down for 1 for Celtic end in Zagreb. Anyone has any give me a shout. In Zagreb just now

1990 FA Cup Final replay ticket.

Crystal Palace vs Manchester United.

Seated ticket: £10.00

Adjusted to 2024 = 24.00. #cpfc #mufc

What do rock and roll pandas eat?

A wop bop a loo bop a wop bamboo

This will (hopefully) never cease to be staggering to everyone else in the world.

A wise man reminded me this morning that in the exact same time period, France managed to exquisitely repair the Notre Dame while absolutely nothing has been done to fix Hammersmith bridge.

Sarr is direct, quick and brings energy. But his touch and decision making.....bloody hell. Chalobah has not impressed at all.

A person sits in a subway car, dressed as a Christmas tree.

I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.

In 1970 the UK and Norway were roughly equal, almost no debt, and owned all their Public Services.

Now the UK owns nothing and has £3tn of debt.
While Norway still owns everything and has the equivilant per person of £10tn.

That's how privatisation 'works'.

Massive away win for the little fella.

I agree Jay. He's a very good full back and people get on his back because he is not a marauding wing back.

True. But then Eze is one of the players who seems to only pass to Mitchell as a last resort (exaggeration I know). Newcastle seemed to target Mitchell yesterday, particularly in the 1st half. And you're right Eze gave him little support.

True, and it's not his fault he isn't Ashley Cole or Kyle Walker. But was saying to others yesterday that it appears his teammates have stopped passing to him, at least to an extent. Probably because all he will do is check inside and pass it straight back to whoever passed to him

How long until Gregg Wallace is baptised by Russell Brand?

Snigger, snort, giggle 😅😅😅😅

Threepenny building surely?

A remarkable stat: Heidi Alexander’s appointment as Transport Secretary means the cabinet is now 100% state-educated for the first time in history.