@ufoho.bsky.social
they/he | nonbinary lesbian | 27 | fl wife, poet, student, tarot reader instagram: https://www.instagram.com/poemslime/profilecard/?igsh=MTdiZzZuejVkY3AyeQ==
2009maxxing
08.02.2026 03:42 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0small crab eating a grape (important)
08.02.2026 06:16 — 👍 6718 🔁 2695 💬 62 📌 107
where did i go wrong i lost a friend
08.02.2026 03:44 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
2009maxxing
08.02.2026 03:42 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0after looking at this thread which is your favorite?
07.02.2026 02:05 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0
ghost & a beetle (named paul mccartney duh)
07.02.2026 02:03 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
which resonates with you, the lonely alien or aliens in love?
07.02.2026 02:02 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0HIM
07.02.2026 02:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
traded these for some cool stuff at an art
market last weekend!
made these guys for friends :)
07.02.2026 01:59 — 👍 12 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 1hiii i’ve been doing a lot of arts n crafts projects recently i’m gonna spam some i’ve made!!
07.02.2026 01:56 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
gains💪
04.02.2026 21:19 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
pics from my 22 week scan :)
04.02.2026 20:59 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0it’s cold af in orlando fl todayy
27.01.2026 22:42 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
when u forget me i cease to exist #blurry
27.01.2026 22:41 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0it was insanely good!
26.01.2026 18:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0yayyy tysm & same to you💕
26.01.2026 16:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0pictured here is pear toast with vegan cheese, vegan beef wellington & vegan chicken bianca, pistachio churro waffle with vegan ice cream, and a brookie!!😊
26.01.2026 16:27 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0we went to fancy af restaurant and ate this delicious vegan food :)
26.01.2026 16:22 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
me and my amazing, beautiful, hot, sexy wife
wife and i celebrated our 6 year anniversary last night♥️
26.01.2026 16:20 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1RAWR
just a peak into how random i can be
i had a veryyy bad childhood and a veryyy bad time as a teenager but god
said let me make it up to you and then i met my soulmate at age 21 and everything has been much more peaceful since
me in 2016 with my fuckass bob (these are the only 3 pictures of myself i have from that year)
24.01.2026 01:29 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0idk about y’all but in 2016 i was smoking weed in my old ass car after school and listening to turnover all the time
24.01.2026 01:16 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1BIG BOOBS?!!?!? anyways…
24.01.2026 01:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0sameeee
24.01.2026 01:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
oh he knows he’s handsome
24.01.2026 01:04 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
new images for the woodstock enjoyers
24.01.2026 01:02 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
