@ufoho.bsky.social
they/he | nonbinary lesbian | 27 | fl wife, poet, student, tarot reader instagram: https://www.instagram.com/poemslime/profilecard/?igsh=MTdiZzZuejVkY3AyeQ==
turned my failed candied cranberries into an epic cranberry tart let’s gooo
10.12.2025 05:04 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0also added some lemon juice and a little bit of cinnamon & nutmeg
10.12.2025 05:04 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
homemade creamy cranberry tart
cranberry tart i just made♥️
filling is candied cranberries blended with sugar, marscapone, heavy whipping cream, and vanilla extract :)
ummmm
02.12.2025 22:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0lolll he’s pushin 30
02.12.2025 19:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
little black and white dog named woodstock
little black and white dog named woodstock
woodstock got a haircut & spa treatment the other day!!!
02.12.2025 19:48 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0it also transcends gender!! plenty of trans guys wanna look like anime boys too and pick japanese names and all that, being a weeb is universal as fuck
29.11.2025 19:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
throw pillow on a wire rack shelf. there’s a horse head on it with the mane and most of the bridle as physical 3d pieces laid onto it. embroidered script text says ‘horses don’t stop they keep going’
18.11.2025 22:21 — 👍 322 🔁 88 💬 8 📌 0yayyyy thanks 😊
29.11.2025 17:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i posted the recipe underneath :)
29.11.2025 00:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my wife got us the glasses from world market :)
29.11.2025 00:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0recipe for my fellow persimmon heads:
1 ripe hachiya persimmon
juice of 1 orange
juice of 1 lime
vanilla syrup
water
blend with ice
pour over more ice
add vodka if u wanna
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persimmon mocktail🧡🍂
29.11.2025 00:00 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0lmfaoooo fr
28.11.2025 22:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0check it out yall
14.01.2025 21:36 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0superr lowkey cosplay but its a maddie ferguson slay
14.01.2025 21:38 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
maddie ferguson if she was a dyke who wanted to fuck donna (oh wait)
14.01.2025 21:39 — 👍 30 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0me when i cosplayed her
18.02.2025 16:08 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
nonbinary lesbian’s best friend
03.03.2025 15:31 — 👍 65 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 1
we have a maple tree in our front yard that keeps dropping these seed things and last night i had a dream i saw a viral post that was just a pic of them like this that said “tfw these things are all over ur yard.” and i reposted it because i was like woww that is so relatable to me
12.03.2025 15:49 — 👍 16 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0
shirtless picture of myself but my boobs are covered by the book “let us compare mythologies” by leonard cohen
bringing this trend over from the other website…
17.03.2025 21:31 — 👍 19 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 1
me when i’m alone with my wife
26.03.2025 02:34 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
my friend’s brother bought this shirt for her…
06.04.2025 14:25 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
us ordering rum & coke at thr bar🤩
07.04.2025 16:02 — 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
cozy boy
28.11.2025 17:57 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i gave him a bite of my pumpkin pie
28.11.2025 17:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
the woodstock
28.11.2025 17:56 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
my vegetarian plate🍽️
27.11.2025 21:50 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
thankful as fuck!!!!
27.11.2025 20:37 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
