🪄🛸 Sid Oozeley 🪄🛸

@goddessblade.bsky.social when she is filling in for her sphinx friend on riddle duty

Had to pull over in WeHo last week to snap this pic. Dumbest shit imaginable. Nobody was buying bagels.

did elric and conan ever explore each other's bodies?

holistic health grifters tend to be quite deliberately fluid on goalposts and objectives because if they weren't they'd be judged on, you know, the death and misery in their wake. but with us, there's none of that. it's not even focused that tightly on denying transition care

The only reason JKs connection to Epstein hasn’t killed the Warner Bros contract, stopped the anti-trans movement and anti trans legislation dead in its tracks, and ended JKs career is because too many people comfortably hate trans people and will not push this point home.

We need celebs talking.

this man is a living cartoon

behold: the snoot-beast

sometimes you just need the zoomies

what if we invent a third thing that returns the toast back to base yeast

did i tell you about a few weeks ago when i got woken up in the middle of the night by a screaming rat in a gluetrap

see this is why i porky pig it on the toilet

every day JD Vance wakes up and does osculum infame for fun

who does JD Vance line up with in romance of the three kingdoms?

Fire was my JL runner up but I figured I couldn't put in multiple ties

Rebecca Watson did a couple videos about the spots where she's mentioned in the files as an antagonist to some of the Epstein-adjacent science bros that are worth a look

1) Tabitha Smith or Ashley Crawford
2) Tom Bombadil
3) Vixen
4) Nyota Uhura

i've been assuming that's what Mr. Beast does

they would have the angriest hookup, just an absolute hatefucking

US Ambassador Leah F. Campos announced on social media Thursday that she had closed the DEA’s office, writing “It is a disgusting and disgraceful violation of public trust to use one’s official capacity for personal gain.”

THE NERVE.

I mean how long have we had maps on our phones? Now when I want to look up something nearby, my phone has to "think" about it longer to provide an AI summary that offers no meaningful benefit over the old search results

why do so many of them look like elderly children

our current mayor is a guy i entirely know of from my dad grousing about him being a crook

zohran is like the mayor they would have on sesame street

i'm still caught up on the idea they have that somehow weight is somehow both a vibe and a moral judgment

Letterboxd screenshot Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) Watched by Branson Reese 28 Apr 2022 Abrams isn't a man so much as he's an avatar of cultural entropy. If you make something popular enough eventually you will die or sell it off and and a person in thick rimmed glasses whose main artistic vision is that he loves to have meetings will take it and sandblast it until it's nothing. I hate to see this happen here but maybe it's good that this happened. Maybe every franchise should collapse into a version of itself that makes shareholders nod and shake each others' hands. We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.

i often think about this review

they've been doing that for a while

face down ass up

they should give the school bus driver a snazzy uniform to trick the district into paying them better