Matt Hogan

I get more direct announcements from the musicians I follow, which is why I went to a live concert for the first time in over a year, showed up early by accident and got to hang out with the band before the show! Saying "no" to Spotify straight-up revolutionized my music listening experience

I switched to Bandcamp a couple months back, and probably pay more, but here's the thing: I downloaded the files to my computer, which inspired me to import my CDs, which inspired me to buy more CDs from my local record store, which reminded me that Libraries have CDs (and you can import those free)

The rules of woodshop are no baggy clothes or jewelry, everything tucked in so it doesn't get snagged. We have birdhouses to build, you know how it is

We should all gather and throw a party about it

I want to party with Brain Drain

Can you imagine being a fish in the middle of the Pacific, worried about other fish and shit, and then TRASH ISLAND floats up with World-Ending energy? The trash barges onto the scene like the final boss in Fromsoftare's take on "Fish," except for you it's "Real Life." Damn.

need somebody who knows anything about programming games with equal interest in dinosaurs to help me make my dinosaur farm sim. this is maybe half a joke

Incels making *images to objectify women and reinforce toxic beauty standards*

Nothing wrong with honoring big tiddies through art!

The fuck kind of headline is that?

Marine biologists are calling it neither an amphibian, nor a fish. They're calling it a "thing"

Negotiation about landing the blimp*

Was it inverted?

This is obviously fake. Everyone knows marco polo and his crew exclusively spoke Greek.

Brown M&M

You have likely grown up in a culture so saturated with transmisogyny that if you do not make the effort to see it and understand it, you will fail to.

Read: Be Prepared to Fight Even Harder.

Everyone did great this round!

Keep that hustle up!

Way to fucking—I mean—You GO... girl !

Entire show: spoiled. dammit. thanks.

Photo of fawn with text I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me

Anyone who knows how to design museums: please sketch up a concept for the "Donald Trump Memorial Museum of National Embarrassments," with interactive features that make very clear all the things this administration has destroyed because they found it embarrassing. We'll build it after he passes.

Pretty tame video compared to all the skibidi business those kids are watching out there

YouTube video by Plone - Topic Plock

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The 2025 Kia Dark Sport Age

Republicans will tell you not to protect your walkway with a line of salt because if you do they can't get candy from you

I miss bean bag chairs. Not one in my life in years

Let's get ahead of it: nothing scarier than a revolution

Gotta get me some GBC, that's obvious

Sometimes you just gotta be in a bed, sleepin'

And people

C has the most major cities, so I'm gonna go with C because I like urban environments