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DWP imposes 'gagging order' on disability experts ahead of PIP review Non-disclosure agreement (NDA) for advisory group is a 'bad sign' for disability benefit overhaul, say claimants

This is a joke. What about an open conversation and debate, unless this useless government have something to hide? This government, just like previous ones, hate the disabled ♿😠

'Giant pumpkin has taken over our Leatherhead allotment' The Atlantic Giant pumpkins are growing on the Leatherhead Poors Allotments near the M25 motorway.

Bloody hell 🎃😮 Size isn't everything.

You love the country that much, but can't clean up after yourself? It's like a political game of 'Simon Says', if their cult leaders said clean up after, they would be out licking the pavement clean. Must please Tommy.

YouTube video by Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq JUST FOR THE RECORD... (Original Song)

🎶🎵 Music is a wonderful art form ❤️ I agree with what is said in this song, shame it's so short.

Oh, it does mention the C word. No, not chocolate.

A large section of wall, which is boarded off for construction later. It is painted with words of positivity, and love. Not fascism wanting to split the community.

👍Well done Norwich. Spread love, not hate ❤️

Cross of St George graffiti. Sprayed upon a mini roundabout, and the small white squares at the junction.

St. George the Patron Saint for Palestine, Ukraine, Malta, Ethiopia, Bulgaria, etc....

Genova used the St. George's cross as their flag for 130 years before Edward III used it in England.

Trying to provoke anti-immigration rhetoric using a multicultural symbol that isn't even English in origin 🤦‍♂️

Top tip: When arguing "end of" it trumps facts, logic and evidence. It beats, "nuff said", "Simple as", and "Fact!"

A useful tip for dumb twats who are too lazy to look things up.

Go careful, paradoxical kleptomania is on the rise. In numerous shops recently, strange things turning up in odd locations. A DVD in chiller with the fish. Can of shaving foam with the broccoli. And the most confusing, a Birthday card to Carol from Kath and her dog in with deodorant.

So Ofcom £20,000 fine of Delaware-incorporated 4chan is illegal, says US law firm. Oops! I guess the next step is to tell UK based ISPs to ban the site? And more people use a VPN. This is what happens when idiots who know nothing about the subject, try to make laws to control it 👍

Rail fares in England could rise by ‘outrageous’ 5.6% next year Campaigners say passengers may be priced off trains as July inflation figure is likely to push up ticket prices

How to beat the rail prices. Get some friends, all buy a second hand car. Travel to your destination, filming your trip. Don't forget to have a race on a handily placed racetrack on route. Include some scripted drama too. Sell cars at destination. Place on Youtube, maybe call it Slop Gear? 🚗💡🚂

Iceland offering £1 reward scheme for customers who report a shoplifter Grocery chain employees will verify the incident and the reward will be added to the shopper’s loyalty card

Setting aside any moral issues with having customers report shoplifters, a £1 reward is an absolute fucking joke.

So it was a sonic boom. I can safely say that was a strange sensation, and my anxiety has gone through the roof. Overall, not a good experience, 2 out of 10.

"I’m fucking terrified right now. I’m terrified of what has become acceptable rhetoric. Acceptable front pages. Acceptable campaigns. I’m terrified of what we are now and I’m terrified of what we may become. Because I don’t see an end in sight. The hatred has taken hold."

This. As I sit in Clacton😭

We need to ban journalists who don't reside in the UK, writing pieces about life in the UK. People like Richard Littlejohn who lives in Florida, but yet comments about small towns being full of immigrants. Did Grok tell you that?

Starmer and Zelensky hold a meeting in the Downing Street garden, for PR. Green garden chairs, wooden table, vase of flowers, and ornate mug each. Starmer looks awkward as always, and seems to be showing a mug to Zelensky.

"Do you like the mugs? £1.99 in The Range, I could get you some?"

Starmer looks awkward in every photo.

Japan stay strange. Japanese mascots playing football. No idea about rules, if they have any? 😂⚽

Oh these are good, and count as two of your five a day 👍

It seems like Strictly this year has been offering celebrities a pack of Chewitts to appear on this year's show.

What's below Z-list?

UK government inexplicably tells citizens to delete old emails and pictures to save water during national drought — 'data centres require vast amounts of water to cool their systems' "The current water shortfall situation in England now defined as a 'nationally significant incident.'"

How about no investing in AI? That will save tons on cooling.

Growing up, it really seemed like metalheads were simply nice people cosplaying as mean people, and hippies were mean people cosplaying as nice people.

That explains why it smells like shite outside. Two large field fires are being tackled.

That's nuts! 🐹

Not one national paper talked about this. That’s how far things have gone.

NordVPN is the most popular VPN amongst UK politicians – but they're not getting the best deals The provider features 10 times on the parliamentary expenses list

The fact they picked Nord just shows how tech illiterate they are. Opt for the first advertised VPN they find on Google.

YouTube video by Channel 4 The ULTIMATE Cat Playground & Penalty Shoot-Out Challenge | House Of Cats | Channel 4

This needs to be a TV show. More cat content on TV, and it's intellectual too 🐈📺😂

Those who wear a jumper around their shoulders are the real bastards in this world.

Some graffiti on some playground equipment, it reads Jack's a Stinky Bum, with a smiley face. Then a crudely drawn naked person on all fours, seen from above, with a large bum.

The quality of graffiti has gone down hill. And Jack. You have issues. Sort it out 🍑👃

I worry about a wealth tax. Because my intellect and personalty are my wealth, and I don't like the idea of getting taxed on my warm, funny, and charming persona. This is also why so many MPs are against a wealth tax, I guess?

I adore the way so many adverts on TV these days warn you to keep away from children. Rightly so, they are little bastards.

We need to extend this to warnings about keeping away from other menaces to society.

A pair of mannequin legs, with black slipon shoes and highly patterned leggings. At the top, the waist. Are succulent plants growing. The whole thing is standing in a corner of a room, near a window.

Interesting decor, I will pass, thanks 🪴🦵😕