Snarkypops

Soft kitty,
filthy kitty,
little ball of grime,
Smelly kitty,
dirty kitty,
purr purr, slime.

#booksky

Oh did we mention? There will be hell to pay.

Nick Robinson gleefully reads out stuff from his right-wing mates in the right-wing British press and uses that to set the agenda on #r4today but apparently it is Gary Lineker who the BBC thought was biased.

Presumably he wears a hat so he can take his teeth home in it, when someone punches him in the face. Probably his mother.

CBS has now decided to cancel Late Night with Stephen Colbert simply because he called out their parent company Paramount for giving the orange felon a $16M bribe. Once again they prove to be nothing more than a propaganda arm for MAGA fascism.

I might be fluffy but I'm dead hard I am.

Brian Cox, "I think Nigel Farage is an idiot"

"I think he's a venal idiot who talks a lot of crap"

For God sakes woman! Just who the hell is Bennie from Crossroads anyway?

Oh my goodness, and then what happened?

Please stop calling emergency services, every time I take a wee nap, I am not in the recovery position.

An image with a black and white background and a Latin American immigrant and a title Schröinger's Immigrant. On the left, it reads, "Lazily collecting all the welfare." On the right, it reads, "But also somehow taking all the jobs."

Diesel appears to have had some sort of terrible, freak, falling out of a plane at a rate of knots accident. Either that or he's drunk again.

You're probably wondering why I gathered you all here.

Look at this sweet lady hoping her person sees her!
Daisy is about 10, 38 lbs, the perfect mix of cuddles & activity buddy!
Good with other pups (no 🐱) and truly would make an amazing companion!
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EPIC response.

If ill natured was in the dictionary it would have this photo of Cocoa to explain it.

Explains why Ireland is doing so well and we are basically fucked. Well, played that man and I wish you well with all your outstanding endeavours

Trump vs. Musk
is like watching the Hindenburg
crash into the Titanic
to the theme from “Benny Hill.”

Because then they wouldn't be republicans.

She's made herself a little fort.

Now, there was no need for that, I'm still trying to forget her.

Exactly, as Andrew T*te says, there is a crisis in masculinity caused by a huge lack of proper men's jobs, for example podcasting

Men are extremely keen to explain to me that Britain *needs* a domestic steel production plant and doesn't necessarily *need* universities. Okay. Steel contributed about £1.7bn to the UK economy in 2024. Universities contributed more than £200bn.