@splurmple.bsky.social
Charlotte/Charlie | 25 | Lesbian | Autistic | Not a parody, that's just my name
the alien in question:
04.02.2025 12:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the second amendment was included for this exact purpose
03.02.2025 20:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0we need season 2 desperately so you can get more content
01.02.2025 00:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0did my dog ghost write this
22.01.2025 22:07 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0kill him.
22.01.2025 13:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"anyone who isn't in support of donald trump hates america" yeah and what about it
21.01.2025 08:28 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0man, skylanders really took an unexpected turn
20.01.2025 06:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One of my earlier bad keyboards (June 2023), the ShiftKeyBoard!
It's got nine buttons, and an 8-way gear shifter. You simply shift into different gears to select which sub-keyboard to use. Surprisingly easy to use, in fact.
It's time for me to evolve...
13.01.2025 01:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*looks over at my incoming collection of charlie morningstar merch* erm...
11.01.2025 05:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0id call you weak but...
10.01.2025 21:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0as an autistic person i give you full rights to call elon musk the r word
09.01.2025 16:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0my anti-oscar gripe is that you couldn't pay me to care about them. as long as i like a movie i don't care if it wins an award, it's already won me
07.01.2025 06:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0CUSTOMER SERVICE: is there anything else i can do for you
ME: you’ve been very helpful, can i have your name
CS: sure, it’s janice
JANICE: thank you
: you’re welcome
i mean my reaction was mostly "who?" and then i moved on with my day
07.01.2025 03:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0triple dipper is god's gift to my fat ass
05.01.2025 17:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0that's already the case
05.01.2025 16:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's a small price to pay.
05.01.2025 16:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0was it a free willy
05.01.2025 16:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
05.01.2025 16:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
burger denotes the meat within, not the bun
04.01.2025 22:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0go smash crates and furniture like the rest of us did you broke ass
03.01.2025 22:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@artesia.bsky.social he's being weird again spray him with the hose
01.01.2025 01:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is journalism.
28.12.2024 11:30 — 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0superman isn't real....?
27.12.2024 22:17 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0any bad movie instantly becomes good when willem dafoe is in the cast
26.12.2024 03:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Merry Christmas from our family to yours, Minnesota. May your day be filled with warmth, peace, and joy.
25.12.2024 16:05 — 👍 29177 🔁 2021 💬 1205 📌 82crgims
25.12.2024 14:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0crugmad
25.12.2024 13:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i made it at home, therefore it's homemade
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