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Church of Thumpback

@thumpback.bsky.social

We, the people, are fully devoted to are Lord and Savior Thumpback from Skylanders Giants (parody account)

253 Followers  |  77 Following  |  1,070 Posts  |  Joined: 22.10.2024  |  1.8412

Latest posts by thumpback.bsky.social on Bluesky

Thumpback says β€œTrumpβ€˜s attempt to become a dictator will be forever known in history as a dictatorship that failed solely because everyone involved is a fucking dipshit”

08.10.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thumpback says β€œI need more pussy”

07.10.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thumpback says β€œguys peak is near”

06.10.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thumpback says β€œJennifer Holland could beat me half to death in a drunken rage and I would thank her for it”

05.10.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is wearing a pink hoodie and making a face ALT: a man is wearing a pink hoodie and making a face

Thumpback says β€œwhat’s pink guy talking about

02.10.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thumpback says β€œwakka wakka”

02.10.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thumpback says β€œohh yes my penis is big”

02.10.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thumpback says β€œI’m quite fond of pac man”

02.10.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thumpback says β€œI think I’m gay”

30.09.2025 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thumpback says β€œpeacemaker more like peak maker”

30.09.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thumpback says β€œit’s perfect”

24.09.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thumpback says β€œdementia”

21.09.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thumpback says β€œwhere am I? How did I get here?”

21.09.2025 07:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thumpback says β€œWindows is not capable of running omega correctly. He’s clearly using Linux”

21.09.2025 07:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ig omega canonicaly runs windows

21.09.2025 06:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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To this day, I’m still getting stared at

12.09.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
12.09.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6758    πŸ” 2727    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 26

Thumpback says β€œthe Super Mario galaxy games are being sold for $40 each. What is this fucking bullshit?β€œ

12.09.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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He is such a silly little guy

12.09.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A fanart of Alear from Fire Emblem Engage.

A fanart of Alear from Fire Emblem Engage.

Alear (repost)

11.09.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 645    πŸ” 194    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Thumpback says β€œif the new fire emblem is $80 I ain’t buying that shit”

12.09.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thumpback says β€œshit”

12.09.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thumpback says β€œI like cheese”

11.09.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thumpback says β€œI will bet my anchor that none of these will happen”

11.09.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Today is a real tragedy

11.09.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thumpback says β€œthe sun seems a little brighter today”

10.09.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thumpback says β€œguys he’s actually dead”

10.09.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thumpback says β€œcharlie kirk down”

10.09.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Thumpback says β€œwho posted that? What a weird thing to say.”

10.09.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thumpback says β€œima flick your bean”

10.09.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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