Spamton G. Spamton

Better idea! Maybe you should go for something more like, "Wow, Spamton, you're so cool! What is it that makes you so AWESOME?", y'know?

Oh, fuck off.

[ Eye roll. ]

] i love to combine my interests it's my favorite thing to do

SPAMTON G. SPAMTON. You got that or do I need to say it louder?

] OK imdone .

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“But you know what? Eventually, we all have to accept reality. So, here it is.”

[ #DELTARUNERP #UTDRRP #DTRP #MVRP ]

“I am a person. You are not. I make the decisions. You do not.
Your resignation request is denied.”

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≫ if you have any questions, need clarification, or generally want to know more i'd be happy to provide!! always feel free to reach out.

≫ DNI —
≫ lewd-focused, or just generally if you engage in that stuff on the tl.
≫ pedophilia, incest, any of that gross stuff, get the fuck out or i kill you now

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≫ 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚘 ↵

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≫ written by castor / maya
≫ personal account is
@starlavadom.bsky.social

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≫ 𝚖𝚞𝚗 ↵

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≫ Comparable to a portrayal of Big Shot Spamton.

≫ Spamton G. Spamton
≫ Spamton's "outie". He works on Lumon's underground severed floor and, thanks to the severance procedure, is only conscious outside of work.
≫ Posts of his will typically be from 5pm to 9am EST (EDT when applicable) and on weekends.

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≫ 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚎 [[ 𝙾𝚄𝚃𝙸𝙴 ]] ↵

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≫ Comparable to a portrayal of pre-big shot era / Addison Spamton.

≫ Spamton G.
≫ Spamton's "innie". He works on Lumon's underground severed floor and, thanks to the severance procedure, is only conscious during the 8-hour work day.
≫ Posts of his will typically be from 9am to 5pm EST (EDT when applicable) and will be signed off with "-Spamton G.".

≫ That ingenuous grin does, indeed, belong to one of our very own severed employees! It is our pleasure to provide him with such a fulfilling life here at Lumon.

LUMON
UNITED IN SEVERANCE

≫ 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘, 𝚖𝚢 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚜
SPAMTON G. ↵

≫ 𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚘𝚢𝚎𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚍𝚎
01-997 ↵

≫ This is Spamton G., a man whose productivity is rivaled only by his sincerity and work ethic. He starts every work day with a smile, and faces challenges head-on.

≫ At Lumon, we value each and every one of our employees. Those down on our severed floor are no exception!
≫ We understand that there are many who still view the severance procedure with skepticism. We'd like to take this opportunity to introduce you to one of our most productive severed employees.

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≫ 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚎 [[ 𝙸𝙽𝙽𝙸𝙴 ]] ↵

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] gonna Try and do this . excuse the spam ( haha ) once it begins

How's it feel knowing I'm BETTER than every single one of you.

] i just rewatched woe's hollow. man. fuuuucccckkkkk dude. i gotta do something with this guy for real.

] just know today was bad. for him

] i should make an actual pinned with info because i think only 2 people here know what the hell im talking about at any point in time

Am I losing my goddamn voice??