Aunt Chalupa

I’m trying to figure out if AI stocks crash like the dot com bubble first, or if some good ole boy from Texas decides he’s tired of the energy bill increases due to data centers and pulls a domestic terrorism at one. They already shot/blew up substations over 5G. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Worked at Nexstar & Tegna. Tegna was lovely. Nexstar bought Media General and I went through the merger. I’ll get out of the business before working for them again.

All that said. They must know Carr at the FCC will roll back regulations later this year. They already have 2 channels in Tampa alone.

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May be a 2 coffee morning. Man am I dragging.

Noooooo it’s such a good show 😭

They all did such a good job here in Tampa!

How the hell did the dolphins pull that off 😂

AS WE HEARD IT The governor sent his clown car of 12 auditors to Hillsborough County to DOGE us. They were looking for receipts for balloons celebrating gay pride, Black His- tory Month and women's suffrage so they could ding the County. They won't find much. We would embrace a state audit of local government if the goal was to find fraud, waste and abuses, but this is a witch hunt for DEI expenditures. To comply, it cost the county many hours of staff time, which means taxpayers write a check for overtime. by PATRICK MANTEIGA Our county has a AAA credit rating, which is earned by only 50 counties out of 3,143 counties in the United States. The County has generated more property tax revenue but has not raised mill- age in 30 years. Increased revenue has been generated by increases in property value. So while property tax collections have grown $600 million since fis- cal year 2019, the county's popula- tion has grown dramatically. The population has also demanded city level services while it doesn’t pay city level millage rates. “THE NATION'S ONLY TRI-LINGUAL NEWSPAPER ¢ SERVING THE Our 103rd Year LA G/ ANO103-NUMERO33 SSVI, 15 DE.

I've been told by a county manager that county operations have been brought to a complete standstill by the Florida Republican Party Woke Brigade. This, on the first week of school, in the county with the seventh largest school district in the United States.

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Someone said “feed the train no hurricane” and it’s one of the only times I’ve been proud to be a Floridian. Put it on a shirt.

My husband and his adopted bro just got tickets for Jacksonville

But the bohemian garlic jerky is 👌🏼

“Move over cabronas your tia needs this”

Oh that will be a thing just for Tia. I’m getting that cake.

When my mom and I get together, just us, we go full golden girls and get a cheesecake.

Officially taking the 2 oldest nieces to NYC for a few days and then driving down and flying out of Philly. Their first time ever visiting the northeast. Gonna show them Princeton too 💙

Beyond excited! All they want is pizza, bagels, Chinese food, and cheesesteaks.

Decorated cookie cakes and regular buttercream cakes that say thing like “go away” and “leave Florida alone” with hurricane storm designs

Bring them back!

Hurricane cakes may be the only thing to actually unite Floridians

I want someone to spin this as them being anti cop so bad. “Look! They have to send in the troops bc you chucklefucks can’t even stop the kia boys! Trump wants to defund the police!”

How!? How do they even learn to do this? He’s a failed hunting dog that didn’t even know what a blanket was when he got here. Now he’s learned to cover himself in our bed and groans until someone puts a blanket on him to go to sleep. 🫠

My niece: “is he breathing out of his butt? He’s so weird.”

I don’t want to give them any credit considering how pathetic they’ve been lately, but when I was at CBS (I guess now paramount) I was shocked they offered it. And I remember when they announced they were going to cover more of the cost. You+Spouse paid the same price, DP’s charged a penalty.

The one time I’ve been totally alone in this house I dropped something as I was making dinner, and the realization I had to actually pick it up hit me like a brick. No dog to clean up after me in the kitchen was BIZARRE.

Enzo the beagle’s feet sticking out from under the covers. He’s on his back like a dead bug.

“Where’s the dog?”

Like the wicked witch with these feet hanging out but he buried himself

East coast feed the Brightline

We all have to find joy even if it’s frustrating at times 💙

There’s a part of me that wants to understand the thought process. Like what makes you think you can be so public facing and maintain such a secret? Seems so high risk but they keep at it. I guess the draw has to be “I want to join the biggest group of people trained to not believe their eyes.”

God im so sick of influencers

Lumping in Cherokee and Jackson alone has me dying

“So in class today you learned about how Big Balls was beaten up by teens in DC so the national guard was deployed and took over the capital and then the revolution really started when the 1st sub was thrown at authorities leading to more people throwing regional sandwiches at cops in the streets…”

IF IT SWIMS, CRAWLS OR HOPS I'VE PROBABLY EATEN IT AT... LIGHTSEY’S SEAFOOD RESTAURANT I GOT SOME COOTER AT LIGHTSEY'S OKEECHOBEE, FL

I’m just realizing “pelting someone with cooter” has a very different meaning if you don’t know that it’s turtle

Back home would probably mean pelting someone with gator tail or cooter. I’d say Seminole pumpkin fry bread but I would never waste it.

Wawa country nailing fascists with gobblers is kind of peak

“Hit ‘em with a bag of Dick’s” has so much merch potential