I Am A Pyrite King

Ho ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho...

Criterion Water Closet

(looks at poster)

Is that a Found... FOOT-age movie?

Giant abominable snow monster Woo from the original ULTRAMAN series.

WOO!

(I love being able to just post "WOO!" and be *literally* correct... 🤪)

"Best FUCKING Collection", or "BEST fucking COLLECTION"?

🤔

🎶 "Bigge buttes lyke I,
Ande I cannott lye..." 🎶

The country that, until very recently, used to punish people severely on fundamentalist religious grounds for representing the human figure -- say, by making movies -- wants to take over a film studio.

What could go wrong?! 😬😱🎬

A Mitsuoka Galue, sort of a Temu Bentley

A Mitsuoka Viewt, a car that looks like a sad cartoon version of the illegitimate offspring of a VW Beetle and a Jaguar

A Mitsuoka Galue limo, which changes shape from its boxy rectangular hood in a very disconcerting fashion, like one of those four-dimensional "undecidable" blivets

A Mitsuoka single passenger What The Hell Is This, looking very much like a rejected draft design for Marvin the Paranoid Android, with two small headlamps like eyes, a narrow windscreen that tapers like a forehead, no radiator, and a cloth cover

The Japanese car manufacturer Mitsuoka makes knock-off versions of British luxury cars (by putting weird new body styles on other cars), and they're all just a little... *off*. Which makes them way more interesting than the Real Thing...

ⁱ'ᵐ ˢᵗⁱˡˡ ᵃ ᶠʳᵒᵍ

Just did a face scan to verify my age on Bluesky

New York to Tokyo, non-stop. 🤢

So the campanologist asked me if I might, by any chance, have a spare clapper. I did not.

This was a shame, but it did earn me the No Bell-Piece Prize.

You will be visited by three spirits.

(Would love this.)

YouTube video by princessfukella Dead Milkmen "Life is Shit" With Lyrics

Life is shit
Life is shit
The world is shit
The world is shit
This is life as I know it 😁

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwfb...

To see a band? £40?

Upgraded to feckin' HELLZ to the YEAH.

Do it do it do it do it 🤪

Hell yeah.

Unless it's not really in the budget.

Then I suppose it'd be a more modest yeah.

But probably still yeah, because life requires joy.

So.

YEEEEAAHHHH!!! 🤘🤘🤘🤘

Less Night Monster-y, too, if we're being frank.

So... it's a "Die Hard" movie?

Don't hit me.

Or, y'know... evidence.

Kramposs

Jet pack.

Zombie Joe the Plumber from THE BEYOND

Oh, he'll be there... He had a little trouble at the last place, a spooky old hotel with a flooded basement.

I'm not sure if this is gender affirming care or just a steady diet of fast food... but either way, good luck, kid!

New Hampshire?!

Splooge Free or Die, I guess.

Ok, now *this* is disturbing:

I'm used to autocorrupt messing up my posts. I live for multilingual puns, so I expect my phone to ruin my jokes and plan accordingly.

But it looks like autocarrot is now looking BACKWARDS at my whole sentences and retroactively "correcting" things I've already fixed.

Little Bunny FIFA
Stumbling through the White House
Picking up the Peace Prize
And shoving it up his...

(The past tense of FIFA is FAFO.)

Aw damn it, I got another Peace Prize in my cereal box. I was hoping for a Hello Kitty.

It's a fun pic, but who's the kid sitting on your head?

WELL I SURE WILL BE NOW!!! 😱

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

Harder mode: No DC, DreamWorks/Illumination, Amblin, sci-fi, horror, or from Japan.

(Even Harder mode: in cinemas, not on video!)