𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson

Thanks for chiming in.

20.02.2026 19:36 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

a bald man wearing glasses and a green jacket is smiling . Alt: a bald man wearing glasses and a green jacket is smiling

20.02.2026 15:42 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Miss Alysa Liu brandishes her Gold Medal for Women's Singles Skating at the XXV Olympic Winter Games.

Does this mean people will finally stop hassling me about my frenulum piercing?? #AlysaLiu

20.02.2026 15:30 — 👍 37 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0

Hello new wallpaper. 🏅⛸️ 🇺🇸

20.02.2026 00:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

…and I’d do it again.

19.02.2026 14:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hope you helped him up.

19.02.2026 14:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Some of you will get it: Ice-T, Ice Cube, and Frances "Baby" Houseman.

19.02.2026 14:05 — 👍 46 🔁 5 💬 10 📌 1

At each other?

18.02.2026 17:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a woman is sitting in a limousine with her arms in the air and holding a key in her hand . Alt: A woman is sitting in a limousine with her arm in the air and holding a hat in her hand.

18.02.2026 15:05 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Jenna Ortega as Wednesday Addams bearing the mark of the cross in ashes.

Ash Wednesday always freaks me out.
#AshWednesday

18.02.2026 14:50 — 👍 58 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 0

Actor William Katt turns 75 years old today.

Believe it or not, actor William Katt turns 75 years old today. #TheGreatestAmericanHero

17.02.2026 00:10 — 👍 47 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 2

God booped the stone and it was good.

🇸🇪 B̤̈Ö̤Ö̤P̤̈ 🇨🇦

14.02.2026 19:37 — 👍 155 🔁 31 💬 8 📌 1

a woman with red lipstick and a headpiece with rhinestones on it Alt: Miss Taylor Swift kisses the wind with red lipstick and a headpiece with rhinestones on it.

14.02.2026 18:51 — 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

Have you heard “People Are Stuff” by the Doors?

14.02.2026 17:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You are most welcomed, dear.

14.02.2026 17:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

YouTube video by Charli xcx Charli xcx - Always Everywhere (Official Video)

#CharliXCX #WutheringHeights #SymphonicHyperPop

13.02.2026 17:59 — 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Charli xcx - Wuthering Heights Listen to Wuthering Heights by Charli xcx.

Charli XCX may have just undressed a new genre...

Symphonic Hyper Pop

#CharliXCX #WutheringHeights #SymphonicHyperPop

13.02.2026 16:31 — 👍 31 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0

YouTube video by Melissa Manchester - Topic Don't Cry Out Loud

12.02.2026 20:32 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Cancel Drafts Post

12.02.2026 18:11 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Republicans Have Moved Into a New, Even Dumber Phase of Bad Bunny Outrage Right-wing lawmakers have now called for multiple investigations into Bad Bunny's Super Bowl performance, calling the halftime show "pure smut."

🇵🇷 #BadBunny 🇵🇷

12.02.2026 18:00 — 👍 40 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 1

There you go again. 🤘🏼

12.02.2026 05:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me too!

11.02.2026 23:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man is having his teeth examined by a dentist while another man looks on . Alt: a man is having his teeth examined by a dentist while another man looks on

11.02.2026 13:55 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

SEE IT EARLY ON 2/10 ‘Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die’ Early Access AMC Feb 10, 2026 | 7:00pm A-List Entourage Order Bret Batson This movie will FUCK YOU UP!

#GoodLuckHaveFunDon’tDie

11.02.2026 04:15 — 👍 32 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

No. No. My mental state keeps me from getting drafted. #DraftQueen

10.02.2026 18:08 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Drafts 10h My draft button works perfectly. GIF [a draft of the above skeet]

Yes, my first drafted skeet was about skeet drafts. 🥹

10.02.2026 17:30 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

a woman singing into a microphone and giving two thumbs up Alt: a woman singing into a microphone and giving two thumbs up

I’ll see what I can do. 😉

10.02.2026 14:19 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Marilyn Monroe “holding it down” above a subway grate in ‘The Seven Year Itch’ (1955). Alt: Marilyn Monroe famously “holding it down” above a subway grate in ‘The Seven Year Itch’ (1955).

My draft button works perfectly.
#DraftQueen

10.02.2026 14:10 — 👍 57 🔁 6 💬 5 📌 0

😭

09.02.2026 20:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What’s contrasted in Vegas stays in Vegas. #WhoreRatio

09.02.2026 06:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧

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