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@bretbatson.bsky.social

My week beats your year. ๐˜Š๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ฅ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ด ๐˜š๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜บ-๐˜ˆ๐˜ต-๐˜๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ ๐˜‹๐˜ข๐˜ฅ ๐™ท๐šŽ/๐™ท๐š’๐š– โค๏ธโšก๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฒ ๐šŒ๐š’๐šœ/๐š‘๐šŽ๐š

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Latest posts by bretbatson.bsky.social on Bluesky

"When I was your age, TikToking meant terrorizing an enemy by feeding their severed hand (and an analog clock) to a crocodile, that would endlessly pursue them in hopes of finishing the job."

25.04.2024 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They can fillet them from your cold, dead hands.

05.08.2025 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Correct.

05.08.2025 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What color is the mouse?

05.08.2025 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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taylor swift is singing into a microphone on a stage and saying `` you play stupid games , you win stupid prizes . `` ALT: taylor swift is singing into a microphone on a stage and saying `` you play stupid games , you win stupid prizes . ``
05.08.2025 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a fluffy dog with a beard and a very angry look on its face . ALT: a close up of a fluffy dog with a beard and a very angry look on its face .
04.08.2025 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They'll be back.

03.08.2025 14:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Banner Toilet Tissue (1983)
YouTube video by The TV Madman Banner Toilet Tissue (1983)
02.08.2025 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What Is Alt Text? Why You Should Use It, and How to Write It An article about the descriptive text in web content.
02.08.2025 05:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a subway train is pulling into a station at night . ALT: a subway train is pulling into a station at night .

Itโ€™s here! Jump on!
#ChappellRoan #TheSubway

01.08.2025 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Amok! Amok! Amok!

01.08.2025 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was wondering if somebody would catch that. ๐Ÿ˜†

01.08.2025 00:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Subway - YouTube

Donโ€™t sleep on โ€œThe Subwayโ€.
#ChappellRoan #TheSubway
Music video drops tomorrow.

01.08.2025 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Elton John - Young, Gifted And Black
YouTube video by Cรญcero Borges Elton John - Young, Gifted And Black

You really haven't heard "Young, Gifted And Black" until you've heard Elton John's version of "Young, Gifted And Black". ๐ŸŽง
#EltonJohn #TotallyInappropriateCover
#WhatTheHellWasHeThinking #ToneDeaf

31.07.2025 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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two green lizards are sitting on top of a purple chair . ALT: two green lizards are sitting on top of a purple chair .

Now I want barbecued iguana.

31.07.2025 12:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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cookie monster from sesame street with big white eyes and a smile on his face ALT: cookie monster from sesame street with big white eyes and a smile on his face
31.07.2025 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a blue and purple background with the words did someone say cookie ALT: a blue and purple background with the words did someone say cookie
31.07.2025 00:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why would anyone need another yellow pages?

30.07.2025 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

.nataS fo dneirf a era uoY

30.07.2025 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman covering her face with her hands with the word omg written on her face ALT: a woman covering her face with her hands with the word omg written on her face

It looke like the free (crappy) survey maker is broken anyway. Itโ€™s been stuck on 25 votes for ages. I guess we have our answer.

30.07.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man is making a funny face in the dark and saying `` uh ... yeah '' . ALT: a man is making a funny face in the dark and saying `` uh ... yeah '' .
30.07.2025 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hilary Swank wants YOU to vote YES.

Hilary Swank wants YOU to vote YES.

30.07.2025 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man and a woman are sitting at a table and the woman is pointing at the man and saying satan ALT: a man and a woman are sitting at a table and the woman is pointing at the man and saying satan

Could it beโ€ฆ

30.07.2025 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup! I hope you voted. ๐Ÿค“

30.07.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

White saviors at the wong time.

30.07.2025 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Is Hilary Swank hot?

Is Hilary Swank hot?

30.07.2025 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Is Hilary Swank hot? Is Hilary Swank hot?

In honor of Hilary Swank's 51st birthday, let's take the temperature of Bluesky on the greatest question facing our nation today.
#IsHilarySwankHotOrNot #TheOffice #HilarySwank. #Poll

30.07.2025 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The scrutiest of scrutiny. ๐Ÿ˜’

29.07.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
CONFESSION: Trump issues BOMBSHELL Epstein admission
YouTube video by Brian Tyler Cohen CONFESSION: Trump issues BOMBSHELL Epstein admission

๐Ÿ”Š A MUST HEAR ๐Ÿ”Š

29.07.2025 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

What occasion called for grey?

29.07.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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