jess (OLED Model)

too soon to say! most everything is still boxed up, picking at it slowly. all of the larger furniture pieces seem to be in tact though, and as for important papers, I didn't have the movers touch them

moved yesterday! still have a ton to do but I've finally taken a shower, gotten some rest, and have cleared away all the moving related expenses. cats are still getting used to the place though

bleh can't sleep

fortunately we haven't been told to support adding AI into any of our products (though it got added to the B2C one by a rogue evangelist...), but I've been feeling the peer pressure to start using it in tooling, which I don't love

SHOT WHY DID IT SAY SHIT

injection day once more! last one at this place actually, next week I'll be in a new apartment... glad to go out with a nice clean right thigh shit

portal is the monkey ball of puzzle games

better yet: take me to a farm upstate

at this point just like. shoot me

tonight I'm just wishing that I was a completely different person I guess

bleh

90s shitting wasn't a hobby.
It was sacred.

Tearing the toilet paper. That flushing sound. The chunky grey toilet. Bathroom tile. Nintendo Power. Doing a loud fart. No internet. No updates. Just you and the bowl.

We didn't know it then, but those were the glory days 💙

our have chosen to be a woman. you will be affected more by the anomalies of the zone. at the same time you will gain XP faster. are you ready to continue?

informed consent HRT form:

I love you so much, you're so fucking gorgeous Emily I swear

oh my God okay so my girlfriend is at the MCR concert tonight, and I am just absolutely fucking obsessed with her and her look like, holy shit, how did I pull such a baddie?! what the hell look at her!!!

Hot dog spill shuts down highway in Pennsylvania commuters' wurst nightmare By Associated Press UPDATED: August 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM ET SHREWSBURY, Pa. (AP) - A truckload of hot dogs spilled across a Pennsylvania interstate Friday after a crash that briefly clogged the heavily traveled artery in both directions.

A writer waits a lifetime for a moment like this.

you can tell that nobody who works on or uses AI has friends by the way that you can't get directions to a contact's house with gemini

can an Android girl and an iPhone girl find love? (also yes)

you're more than enough for me love, you're more than I could ever have dreamt

There's a direct line from "no kink at Pride" and "no sex in movies and books unless it Serves The Plot" to payment processors feeling completely empowered to censor art globally

injection day! I just woke up from an unexpectedly long nap so I just decided to do it now lol. whaddaya know, flawless right thigh injection, too groggy to overthink it. amazing

are you fucking kidding me. the lens flares in DK Bananza are in the shape of a bunch of bananas

crystal exarch ffxiv

we love you g'raha tia

💜💜💜

a gorgeous woman wearing a pretty dress of various blues and a tan color, smiling brightly in a doorframe

anyway I love my gorgeous girlfriend @litamygdala.bsky.social a whole lot 💜

I just wanna sleeeeeeeeeeep

cats are banned from bedroom tonight for being too rambunctious and trying to pull my trans flag off my wall

WEAR UR TAIL AND EARS IN PUBLIC

nope