corinne

every time a stranger asks if i’m a rockstar because i Look Like This i add another 24 hours to my life counter

wait that looks like if there were a lot of stairs

i’m such a good pisser bro. i do that shit in my sleep fr

life is pain but i found a 00’s eurodance playlist and i have tequila so how bad can it really be

at LEAST

i don’t care if you’re queer—if you’re rich, we aren’t in the same community and there is no weight behind you saying you support trans people. if you want to help us, kill the person to your right. or send me twenty dollars

everyone is talking about how their tiktok algo has changed since saturday and me too but only because as of sunday i’m now balls deep in eagles tiktok. all i see are saquon fancams and sigma edits of jalen hurts

i’ve come to realize “i support you” doesn’t mean anything aside from “i will drop a heart emoji on your instagram story” lmao

he said “we’ll play again soon bud” like what are we

yall are worried about your hookups thinking you sound desperate, i’m worried my new duo partner thinking i sound desperate

actually now that i think of it philadelphia is just blighttown with better shading effects

if philadelphia was a dark souls game, all cars would be hostile enemies and all septa buses would have boss hp bars

i did not care about anything in 24 and i dont intend to start in 25. i will just make fun sounds with fun people sometimes and otherwise try not to die

i dont like nye generally but last night i was playing cool music with cool people at midnight and i like that

return to form

i been saying this

the best gigs are the ones where you’re free to not give a shit

i didnt even know there was new Gouge Away i’m def checking that out

it definitely isnt for everyone. i just like vapid lyrics and fun production fr

also GEL’s ep persona from a few months ago was heavy

Poppy’s new album negative spaces is a slammer. some songs are just from Regular Metalcore dot com but the others are fun and cool. also if you like pop at all i thought all of Short n Sweet by Sabrina Carpenter was fun and good. also rec if you like minor plagal cadences bc every damn song has em

family thanksgiving (drunk with my mom)

Google review for nowadays with 1 star saying you want to be ignored by beautiful trans women while they chain smoke outside? this is the place. not a friendly vibe unless you got cigs to share

bluesky dot gov

voli and sera if you see this im coming for you voli and sera

im returning to form and telling strangers to get diseases in league chat at 2am

the perfect band does not exist but btbam is as close as any of us will ever get

girlfriend is for touching. and bothering

i was supposed to work on an audition or record today but instead i watched a melee tournament for 2.5 hours

even if it’s a result of my actions 12 hours ago

im allowed to call out of work if my tummy hurts right

the other day i woke up at like 7:30 and the first words i said to gf were “i need to eat a hot dog today”