Man this friends with benefits stuff is a scam. All I want are cheap ER visits and maybe some dental. SMH.

Ohhhhh!
He mistook the word losing for winning. It all makes sense now.

This was 2 days ago and I am just now hearing about this?

If I ever went to a furry convention expect me to show up as eggman. I don’t hate y’all, but I can’t pass up the opportunity.

Alrighty, 2025. Winter apocalypse! Let’s do this!

For all the people that are already in 2025, is this the year the the boss bar appears?

10th post just to even things out

Alright, it’s December 10th, now we wait for the update.

If you like Star Wars, Pirates of the Caribbean, and treasure planet, Skeleton Crew might be up your alley. I don’t think I’ve ever been this intrigued in a Star Wars project.

Well that’s what a dose of reality will do to you. It’s why I never touch the stuff. I find it waters down the hallucinations!

“Why do I have to wait 30 minutes for my delivery when I live 5 minutes away?” Why are you ordering delivery when you live 5 minutes away? You know who else had the bright idea to order from us? Everyone else!

Read the reviews for my place of work, how do people not understand the concept of first come first serve? “Wdym I have to wait over an hour for my food?” Newsflash Karen, you’re not the first person to order at 5PM on a football friday.

Officially deleted Twitter!

Is it still ok to say “happy thanksgiving?” Or even turkey day? And what do we say for the non Americans out there? Or the natives… should we just apologize every year?

…. Sorry y’all…

Been here for less than maybe 10 minutes and I already love how polar opposite this place is.