The food equivalent of the US is a pumpkin pie. It is ok sometimes, but now there's a cat turd on it.
04.11.2025 18:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@smackulater.bsky.social
Terrible person, terrific dancer
The food equivalent of the US is a pumpkin pie. It is ok sometimes, but now there's a cat turd on it.
04.11.2025 18:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0With everything going on in the US, it no longer feels like using dark comedy to cope, it's gone past that, is there such a thing as dark nausea?
21.02.2025 14:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Have you all forgotten about The Chimp Channel? Chimpanzees in human clothing voiced by human actors. Obviously a limited series, maybe narrated by an AI version of Orson Welles...
07.02.2025 04:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jokingly called the wife "cookie", a few hours later I call her "cookie" again. She thinks the name is cute, and asks me where it is from, she's futzing with her blue shirt - head tilted I'm puzzled - she asks me again where "cookie" came from. She's been wearing a cookie monster t-shirt for 5 hours
01.01.2025 04:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Exactly
29.12.2024 16:30 β π 5605 π 837 π¬ 200 π 62A policy like this would have to include an exception for things that are gross. I haven't been to a buffet where there hasn't been something a little bit weird...
30.12.2024 14:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He is such an embarrassment to the United States.
24.12.2024 18:39 β π 7140 π 920 π¬ 458 π 67President Musk doesn't give two shits about the American people.
20.12.2024 02:09 β π 691 π 108 π¬ 45 π 3Elon Musk's presidency is going to be a total shitshow.
PASS IT ON
Love this!
14.12.2024 17:06 β π 15271 π 2376 π¬ 528 π 144Sounds like you haven't earned it yet. Stop caring about what other people think, LG makes some bangers...
10.12.2024 13:19 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is why Nikki Giovanni was thrown out of police academy...
10.12.2024 13:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Monkeys and apes induce fascination and a slight fear, they occupy that uncanny valley between man and animal. They're us but not us.
06.12.2024 05:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why are MAGA joining Bluesky?
For their basic need of just being a holes.
Nothing more than that. They have nothing we want to hear. None of us are interacting with them.
I guess they are no longer able to get their hateful needs met over on Douchbagville.
That explains why so many people want to kill those who disagree with them...
30.11.2024 16:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's a little gross, every new Trump news story has me oscillating between frustrated panic for the future and the chocolate covered schadenfreude of watching people get what they voted for.
27.11.2024 06:26 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I don't really, I have a grumpy disposition, it's more of a joke that displays my sense of humor. I went through a lot of stuff as a child that led to a really misanthropic approach to other people (and myself). I'm in therapy and trying to be the best version of me while maintaining my is-ness.
27.11.2024 05:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Awareness for anything is a starting point. Human rights under the UDHR. As a low needs autistic man who is also a victim of childhood physical & mental abuse, I think MH care/therapy should be covered by insurance. Pollution can't be curtailed by financial penalties, clean it up or shut it down.
25.11.2024 09:46 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Well they're free, you can pick them up whenever you need them. Honestly, I'm a terrible person, but also a terrific dancer.
25.11.2024 09:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Lol you're funny. Do you kiss your sister with that mouth?
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