JJ Welles

I really need to use this app more… when I’m not actively avoiding my phone because the world is a dumpster fire of chaos.

Mind when Starmer was telling everyone to watch adolescence because it could fix all the problems but hasn’t said a word about The Settlers? Maybe a DOCUMENTARY would be very useful for you Keir, where’s the push to watch the reality of what’s unfolding?

Reboot the series all you want babe- 60% of the magic was the John Williams score - you can’t outdo that bit.

I think Gal Gadot gets a LOT of hate from a lot of people - but I still don’t think she gets enough.

What is it going to take to give us a Whitney biopic starring Keke Palmer!? Please GOD.

Ahh the good ol’ days…

We now have the funniest opportunity. What if we all decided to post Maps with Italy and Turkey circled on them to Suella Bravermans office? At every conference someone held up a map. Everywhere she goes - there are maps. We just torment her with maps everywhere.

Every year on the traitors a faithful gets highly emotional and people vote them out for being “suspicious” - at what point will people learn. It’s the same way that most of the traits people think are sus are actually quite common in people who aren’t neurotypical.

Choose your character. I’ve got options. If anybody needs a voice actor - I’m your man! 🫡

Officially deleted the bad place app. You’ll be seeing a lot more of me here ❤️

This is disappointing, but it’s unsurprising.

He’s never been this brilliant brain of Britain everyone thinks he is, or at least he seems to think he is.

There was a point that he identified himself as a republican, but he’s so thrilled with his knighthood. There was a point where he admitted he wasn’t clever- just posh. The man will say whatever he thinks will make him popular and relevant.

Stephen Fry is and always has been evidence that you can whack an RP accent on an idiot and people will think they’re a genius. He’s always said incredibly pompous and idiotic things, it was only a matter of time before we got to this point.

Is it “mental illness” or is it a reasonable psychological response to whatever form of mutant capitalism we are forced to live under?

Right lads. Are we fucking putting Sarah Hadland in a musical or what!? Because if strictly wasn’t her bid for Chicago I don’t know what will do it. SOMEBODY MAKE IT HAPPEN. #bbcstrictly #strictly #chicagothemusical

I just know that once I finally see Wicked, it’s gonna give me the urge to re-read the books for the spicy adult version, and then I’ll have to read the books in the series I never got round to, and then I’ll go to buy more books… it’s all very dangerous really.

Food banks and the Monarchy have a lot in common… for one thing, neither of them should exist.

As the holiday season approaches, I ask you to consider, can one ever truly have a “holly jolly Christmas” while the Galaxy Truffle is still not back in our Celebrations? Celebrate good times? I don’t think.

Fascists aren't welcome on 🦋

Oh dear, what a shame 🤣

I don’t want to describe anything as someone flapping me 😂

If we used to tweet on Twitter because the icon was a bird, does that mean we Flutter on Bluesky because it’s a butterfly? 🤔

Bluesky challenge: post two pictures of you and your partner in crime 🧑🏻‍❤️‍💋‍🧑🏻

Yes these are basically the same but I love them. The peace process in action @jjwelles.bsky.social

Still watching and catching up but these swivels are NOT the one Wynne you’re better than this.

TEACH SARAH HADLAND TO SING AND PUT HER IN CHICAGO IMMEDIATELY

NO YOU’RE CRYING OVER CHRIS MCCAUSLANDS AMERICAN SMOOTH. 😭😭😭😭😭

This Strictly opening is camp as tits. They’ve truly outdone themselves. Iconic.

I think I’m gonna like it much better here…