Pizza ✨🍕✨

And it feels like falling into the sea from outer space in seconds to me. And I play discordant days on repeat until they look like harmony…

I’ve been hitting the jackpot lately, seems like 🤭 #pokemon #pokemontcg #pokemontcgp #pokemontcgpocket

Meant to do this the other day, but I’m doing it now before I forget 😅 some nice pulls the past few days! #pokemon #pokemontcg #pokemontcgp #pokemontcgpocket

“Why do we have hands” meme showing Ken Sugimori art of Pikachu saying “Pat the Pikachu” “hold the pikachu” “cherish the pikachu” “forfeit all mortal possessions to Pikachu.”

It’s been a minute since I’ve had some actual hits, so here we go! #pokemon #pokemontcg #pokemontcgp #pokemontcgpocket

I hope it’s my brain that’s making this up, but I feel like I might be catching some strays over here lol

Almost driving into the median on the way home was really fun

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I feel like I’ve slept for a total of 20 minutes

Getting an ear worm right before bed is a superb way to try and fall asleep 🤦🏻‍♀️

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I cannot stop thinking. My brain will not stfu

not everything you love in your teenage years holds up but Green Day was cooking with American Idiot

I’m at the age where all my bones are starting to pop and make noise just from getting up off of the floor 😂

Me replaying the same 14 songs for an hour

God pack is really when you wanna try your luck with the lottery 😂

Me: *proceeds to put Kendrick on*
Wife: you know this is not what I meant right?

😂

Me: MUSTAAAAAAARD!
Wife: maybe you should put some music on. If I have to hear you scream mustard one more goddamn time

😂😂

Should have just taken the dog outside like I was thinking bro, or he wouldn’t have shit in your floor

Some people do not have the patience to train a puppy and one of them is definitely living inside of my house 😕

I just know Drake is absolutely seething right now

lol how much did they pay Patrick Mahomes to throw this game?

I FINALLY NABBED ONE! I’ve got an animated card now! 😭😭 #pokemon #pokemontcg #pokemontcgp #pokemontcgpocket

Getting reaaaal tired of the attitude this bitch has been carrying around with him

We’re on a roll, gang #pokemon #pokemontcg #pokemontcgp #pokemontcgpocket

Draymond Green up to his usual bullshit again lol

Starting to believe god packs aren’t real… 🫠 #pokemon #pokemontcg #pokemontcgp #pokemontcgpocket

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It’s weird hearing AD and Max Christie say “Go Mavs!” when I still haven’t haven’t recovered from that Luka trade

Still waiting on that god pack, but I guess these will do for now. #pokemon #pokemontcg #pokemontcgp #pokemontcgpocket

I bet you Trump supporters and Project 2025 naysayers feel reeeeeal stupid right about now, huh?