[ THE CLOCK OF PARANOIA ]

Uester

My leg fucking hates me

LIKE QUIT SLACKING OFF

[ @fimonst.bsky.social ]

👁️‍🗨️: “Imma be very honest and break the fourth wall for a bit—

Sometimes maybe leaving a person alone and not pestering them to respond to you is a good idea, okay? Okay.

Also uhh… i think the little guy’s fine or whatever.”

[ @shade-and-others.bsky.social ]

I… think Nomal only met one of them? I dunno…

⚪️: “…The traveler has me curious. What intention with his search does he have to look for the source of supposed mythos?”

“Ah, i see.”

“…Agape? Sounds oddly familiar… must be my memory playing tricks.”

[ CONNECTED LORE ARCHIVED ]

[ @themadclown.bsky.social ]

👁️‍🗨️: “DO NOT KILL CLOWN! CLOWN KILL YOU— or whatever he says, i dumno.”

[ ⚪️ & 🔴(?) HAS NOT MET ]

[ @sunkissedmooon.bsky.social ]

Pretty much the same thing but with Narra mainly speaking

[ 🔴 HAS NOT MET (maybe) ]

[ @moonkissedsun.bsky.social ]

⚪️: “She’s quite the kind spirited woman, despite the inability to see. Her children are quite adorable aswell… if they don’t cause much trouble.”

👁️‍🗨️: “I double on what Nomal said.”

🔴: “she’s kind and sweet, even enjoys tea! She’s pretty nice…”

⚪️

“Hello, Yang. How has it been?”

Narra has been summoned.

“Hath i been called?”

Uester

Throws blanket and pillow at you

[ @fatalfluffiness.bsky.social ]

👁️‍🗨️: “She looks like a fun thing to play with! She also looks fluffy…….

Damn. I need the floof now.”

Uester

I feel like this is opposite to how i feel about my writing. Idk.

Spinning his head around- right, almost forgot he has no neck.

“I dunno, red velvet cake? Make it however y’want…”

Turning back, grabbing a remote and turning on the TV.

[ looks left ]

[ looks right… ]

[ @colorful-voice.bsky.social - 🔴 ]

[ @zer0-one.bsky.social ]
(More Narra content =p)

👁️‍🗨️: “Seems like a kind lad! More prrrrr than sweet, but nice nonetheless!”

[ @colorful-voice.bsky.social ]

🔴: “……….Is it bad to assume that seeing an angel would heal a shattered heart? Because i always thought there was some connection, even if it’s too blurry to see from the light that graced my presence…”

[ @spectral-gemini.bsky.social ]

🔴: “Even if they’re… suprisingly pretty young, somehow. I want to give them the best life my little stars coulda asked for!

And that’s a threat if nothing good happens.”

[ @will-o-the-wispy.bsky.social ]

🔴: “the light of a crumbling life. She’s the first person that actually saw as family, and i’m very grateful….”

[ @herbalist-trainer.bsky.social ]
(Idk if they actually met before but imma assume.)

🔴: “she seems like a nice one… maybe i can make something for her arms issue? Hmm…”

[ 👁️‍🗨️ & ⚪️ HAS NOT MET ]

Uester

Yup

Also i like to imagine Kat having to deal with the kitchen while Guesti’s just got a malfunctional warp machine that i didn’t just remember about just now.

:(

He just walks over to the couch and slump into a sitting position. Damn, not a good way to start your morning.

Uester

Guesti’s just banned from the kitchen if there’s no ingredients for ACTUAL FOODS.

Moving their hands from their shoulders and creeping over to the oven, and geeeeeently opening i—

[ THE FOLLOWING HAS BEEN EXPUNGED. YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT HAPPENED ]

—and the kitchen is just. Ruined now.

That’ll be a pain in his bank account.

“….yeah that was a bad idea—“

Fucking stunlocked by the look in their eyes. Is it seriously that bad? He doesn’t see anything happening……..

He’s clueless. I swear to fuck—

“Jeez- easy there! You don’t have to, y’know? Besides it’s already in the ov—“

*DING!*

“….didn’t i put it 10 minutes.”

ah. Oh no.

[ + ]

Uester

Guesti i don’t think you know what you’re doing i know you can cook shit but that’s not an excuse for THAT ACT—

Cue split second png

(“Ah sheit—“)
“Heeeeeey- so i know this looks………………… concerning? But don’t worry, i’m sure it’ll turn out fine! Hopefully. Maybe.”

The ingredients are just random things and seasonings- it’s HOWTOBASIC level of random. I’m suprised the oven didn’t explode immediately.

[ @crimsonexecution.bsky.social ]

🔴: “they’re a chill person. And absolutely remind of me when i was…. Very barebones.” (“Too kind for their own good”💧)

👁️‍🗨️: “they seem fun! Love me some reapers” :)

[ ⚪️ HASN’T MET YET ]

🔴: only seen one, which is Ghostbusters (before meeting Follet)

👁️‍🗨️ & ⚪️: dunno what movies typically are.

(Extra 👁️‍🗨️): they tried to make a movie but after everything, can’t say that’d be their facorite overall.

the horror of dying is already kind of over it's not like i had anything worthwhile to add to the world anyways so its probably fine
but like
deadline already hyped up this whole being human thing
and it was really nice and cool to have hope for awhile
and now its like
guess that was for nothing?

Uester

Guesti at the slightest inconvenience: