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Walking down the street, behind me a man was explaining Cellino and Barnes to a young woman obviously not from NYC. As we hit the corner, I said not looking back, "you can't forget the jingle" he started it I finished. She thought he arranged it. Very New York Moment.
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Kick us a dollar to help is put a beer in space!
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π΅I don't wanna wait, for my life to be over...π΅
04.12.2025 18:23 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
A giraffe peeks its head through a partially open wooden door into a room.
βRupert darling, itβs your mother. Are you decent?β
04.12.2025 16:25 β π 323 π 50 π¬ 7 π 2Turns out it was Joe Biden.
04.12.2025 14:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*Somewhere, the skeletal hand of Cronkite bursts from the ground*
04.12.2025 14:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ms Chanandler Bong
04.12.2025 12:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0sixth in line to the throne takes on a different meaning when youβre not in the royal family but in a dive bar
02.12.2025 20:08 β π 57 π 20 π¬ 1 π 0Curious to see her Daughter's of American Revolution membership card.
02.12.2025 17:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why did Frosty the Snowman go to Home Depot?
He heard they had snow blowers.
I feel all the trouble started when we started saying the word...so hard agree!
01.12.2025 17:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Look like I am going to need a shitload of Life Buoy
29.11.2025 22:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@profanity.accountant how many bars of soap for my potty mouth?
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A pack of drunk dudes dressed as Santa Claus pass a gaggle of drunk young women dressed as polar bears head to NYC Santa Con
And so it begins... (Photo taken in 2012)
28.11.2025 21:33 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Two West VA National Guard troops shot and killed in DC, one suspect shot and in custody. This shit can go sideways REAL fast, y'all,
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Let's Zydeco!
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You can FEEL Stephen Miller's blood pressure throbbing
21.11.2025 21:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Honestly, Trump would have been a decent enough NYC Mayor. His corruption and shittiness would just be part of a long history.
21.11.2025 21:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think we shall be seeing Hakim at the polls come primary season next year.
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Free Patreon Episode for Thanksgiving! I mean it is a rerun, but still! Tips for not fighting with your family this Thanksgiving!
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SIX SEVEN!!!! (In my work's Authenticator App)
Apparently this is supposed to be a humorous event amongst the Gen Alphas.
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NEW YORK CITY I.C.E HOTLINE SI VE LA MIGRA LLAMA O ENVΓA UN MENSAJE A +1 (229) 304-8720 6:00 - 18:00
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A group of New Yorkers has made an ICE hotline to protect their neighbors from being kidnapped by secret police.
I think I would've replied "Fuck you President Pedo Cankles" but I've been told I lack respect.
19.11.2025 14:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
If you haven't heard it, it's new to you! This week we are talking about the White Wives of Washington who formed the PMRC!
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Unranked: courting.
17.11.2025 16:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Life IS demanding, without understanding.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene is a mad bitch, but I could fix her!
I am not saying that I COULD fix Marge Taylor Green! I am just saying a bottle of Jameson, some George Strait, and I MIGHT COULD fix her!
16.11.2025 20:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This song always reminds that I COULD have had a wife, probably three for four by now, if I just stayed true to my roots! (Not mention 6-8 kids that hate me!)
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Fuck! Black and Tans!!!! Perfect!!!!
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