Gavalaaaa!

Even I thought this was one of mine!

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Hey Jeanine:

Trump and his minions obviously strong-armed Walmart into publishing a dinner list with the pre-requisite that it must be 25% cheaper than last year, they tugged the forelock and dutifully obeyed.

As with all grifts, you just need to scratch the surface to find the truth.

Stinks of desperation.

This is probably the best example ever of an image that looks like it must surely have been photoshopped, but is actually very real indeed.

Someone just binge-watched The Sopranos, I see

I don’t think that “wrong” is a strong enough word to describe David. There have been some real numpties on previous Traitors seasons who have at least occasionally veered into the truth. “Serially clueless”, maybe. Not a single fucking clue at any point over nine episodes.

Nick Mohammed pretty much played the perfect game of Traitors … right up until the final 5 minutes. He should pay his own charity (and Joe’s) £87,500 out of his own pocket IMHO.

Would have been an absolute travesty of justice if David had won a single penny, though.

#CelebrityTraitors

My daughter is definitely going to history for A level and possibly thinking about a history degree after that. However, after David’s abject performance on this series, I’m not sure that historians will ever live it down. Everyone will just automatically think that they are all utterly clueless.

I’m not going to be able to watch any of his history documentaries any more, because I would genuinely think he has probably got his subject matter completely wrong.

I’m still reeling from the fact that David did not get a SIMGLE THING RIGHT at any point in time throughout the entire series. Not even by accident. Literally a perfect shit game.

#CelebrityTraitors

New season of Veep looks shit.

I guess his bottle went when he thought “as an officer of the court, can I really tell blatant lies in front of the actual Supreme Court justices?”

Schoolboy error. He’ll be fired within a week and replaced by some Saul Goodman character.

It’s dollars in the US, not pounds.

Make sure to wash your hands before you leave there.

Executive Order from Trump to do away with the “fraudulent and rigged jury system” in 3 … 2 … 1 …

LOL at RFK Jr. Like he’d heard a fire alarm

Stupid bastards should have insisted on payment up front. The whole world knows that Trump never pays his bills, it’s beneath him. Zero sympathy for them.

The fuck does he know about grocery prices. I guarantee you he can’t tell you the actual price of a gallon of milk. When you get all your food brought to you on a silver platter, you don’t give a shit about the price of the ingredients.

Isn’t it refreshing to have someone appointed into a position of political power in the USA who isn’t an absolute weapons grade bell-end

Always “jam tomorrow” with these pricks.

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Surely even the most ardent MAGA drone must watch this and cringe themself into a diamond like the rest of us

Seconded. The guy just oozes charm and rizz. Make it happen MAGA

These election results feel a bit like that time in the story when the little kid first shouts “hey look, the Emperor is stark bollock naked, ha ha”.

Could it be that the third act of this (up till now) dreadful film is finally beginning?

“And the number of countries in the world who are at war has decreased by 1000%, some people are saying 2000%.”

You just keep thinking that, Penfold.

In what sort of world does a guy get shot, then charged with assaulting a federal officer, without actually harming any federal officers?

It’s alt math. Duh

Have you ever known a US president who is so thirsty to start a war as this fucking guy

I can almost picture Goodwin, doing a silent mini-fist pump with a gleeful grin as the news broke of the train attack, hopeful that the bad guy was an immigrant or at the very least someone with brown skin or Muslim in some way shape or form.