Tamsyn with a Why?

Meeting doodles

The pleasure - nay, the PRIVILEGE! - of being able to breathe through both nostrils is highly underrated.

You can’t be a hoMEOWner without cats. I don’t make the rules.

Dreamt about my first dog last night. Was getting ready for a jazz concert and in walks a tired, disoriented Bubbles. I couldn’t believe he was alive, at close on 35 (human) years old. I showed my mom (who looked my age) and she burst into tears.

Man, dreams can hit you hey…

12 year ago me quoting Lady Mix-a-lot

Confidante implies the existence of a confiduncle

I gym like I play PlayStation; every once in a while when the mood strikes me and I have time to kill, and every time I wonder why I don’t do this more often

*choosing the Lavender over the Chuckles body scrub at Woollies*

I think I want to channel relaxation; my body already inspires chuckles

Bumper sticker on a bakkie which is supposed to be praying hands with ‘God Bless’ but the D and L are missing, so it says ‘Go Bess’

Not sure why we’re cheering for Bess, but Go Bess!

The Afrikaans word for ‘honeymoon’ is fokansie.

Can you help me choose which arm to saw off later, please?

No, but whenever I see .bsky, I hear “busky” in my head

🧵This is a thread about Reply Guys. I like it when posts go viral coz I'm a big show-off and the internet is responsible for most of my career. When you go viral you get new followers, fun replies, sometimes even industry interest omg. But you also get: Reply Guys.

This app is so cute. It feels like we’re on a first date with each other. All polite and “nice to meet you”.

Meanwhile on that other app we behave like we’re 2 bottles deep at a redneck family reunion.

We’ve got a Vegas themed YEF coming up. I like to be weird and dress up but I’m stuck in that End of Year Blank™️ and cant think of any costume ideas.

Help? Please?

Bluesky is basically the sky, but sad.