Daved Alexander

Follow Sam's rules! One of which is: Do NOT blow out the candle in your Jack-o'-lantern, let it burn out itself. 🎃

Yes on 50, California! 🙂

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

ONE more day until Halloween! The wait is killing me! 😀🎃

He reminds me of someone flying high on cocaine. Trump is not forever and therefore neither is Heg's rein of power. I look forward to his humiliating downfall.

Exactly. I thought: 'Oh, good, the makers of Tylenol are suing RFK Jr. and the DT admin.' But no. Every freaking day, some new stupid thing to wake up to.

Trump's brain is rotting as quickly as a post-Halloween Jack-o-lantern. Good luck with being president for even another year.

FOUR more days 'til Halloween! Linda has her Monday face ready, with Tuesday's, Wednesday's, and Thursday's lined up until her big - true - Friday Halloween face reveal! Linda is very excited.

I'd probably be sent to Poland. Which I've never been to and the language of which I have only a faint familiarity. But I'd fare better than Trump, who'd be sent to Germany, where many have a negative view of him and consider him a dictator. So that'd be something fun to watch him deal with.

My new favorite.

Did Trump Golf Today? Track Donald Trump's golf outings and the cost to taxpayers.

Ooo, this is, um, fun: didtrumpgolftoday.com

Freddy says, "There's FIVE NIGHTS 'til Halloween!" 😀

Calavera

This is a Calavera aka a day of the dead skull. It’s pretty and festive.

This is a Mexican skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you may get to enjoy some seasonal holiday treats and costumes, and won’t get violently deported for doing so! 6/x

SIX more days 'til Halloween! And October 25 is NATIONAL GREASY FOODS DAY! And ooo, humans is greasy. But remember: If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!

Grandma reminds you that there are only SEVEN days 'til Halloween. And to give your granny a kiss. Granny loves you. Come here, little one. Let granny kiss you. And pinch those little rosy cheeks. Those sweet, fleshy, succulent cheeks...

A fine use of taxpayer money that we clearly have too much of!

Yet my 86-year-old client - who was on a steady diet of Fox until I spooked him that I may quit - told me how he voted for Trump in part because Biden treated the treasury as his own piggy bank. Just wait until my client hears about Trump suing the DOJ and using that money to pay for his ballroom! 🙄

EIGHT more days 'til Halloween. And it's #NATIONALHORRORMOVIEDAY! Yay! Grab someone you love and watch a slasher film. 💜

“Politicians want your vote before you feel the impact”

NINE more days 'til Halloween! 👻🍕 Today, October 22, is National Tavern-Style Pizza Day! Mmm, Halloween Pizza...

I LOOOOOVE this film and own it. In my neighborhood in Michigan, we had a milkman who looked JUST LIKE this chauffeur. As I was walking to school, he looked to his right as he headed to a house and smiled at me, looking JUST like the picture below (but in white), and it freaked me out. ❤️

Cripes! Immediately reminded me of the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building. 😠

Well, THAT's some false advertising.

TEN more days 'til Halloween! ❤️ As Olive Oyl sang, "I want clean-shaven man, woo!"

Because "feces" is so difficult? What, we're supposed to believe it was mud? Media's quick to repeat speculation that an active shooter is a leftist trans gay undocumented immigrant on welfare but heaven forbid they utter the obvious when it comes to Trump.

11 Days 'til Halloween! 👻

No Kings 10/18/2025
Favorite signs

Happy "12 days 'til Halloween!" from Paducah Barbie. Paducah Barbie has seen some things...some better-left-not-talked-about things... 😱👹

Friday the THIRTEEN more days until Halloween! 🎃