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they/them i love @raccoonafterall.bsky.social so I made him watch gotg

26 Followers  |  12 Following  |  46 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  2.2939

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It’s One of the Weirdest Mistakes in Movie History. I Spent Months Investigating How It All Went Wrong. The story behind cinema’s most mysterious bird.

An excellent piece of investigative journalism into one of the most severe cases of Bird Blindness to ever happen in Hollywood. slate.com/culture/2025...

30.08.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's so addicting, I can't stop learning stuff

08.05.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel it right in my eye socket.

21.02.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

doing things for cats is the most important thing you can do with your life

04.02.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like such a vital part of my personality is that songs fall out of my pocket when I walk and my grave is music

20.01.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
raccoonafterall (in fox kigu) and EmptySet (in Rocket Raccoon suit!!) at Further Confusion 2025

raccoonafterall (in fox kigu) and EmptySet (in Rocket Raccoon suit!!) at Further Confusion 2025

I -

(Bringing my hero to life is the superb musician and artist, and fellow coder and math major, @emptysetart.bsky.social . Thank you. 🀎)

(And yes, I'm really a fox, just one with an all-conquering special interest in a particular raccoon.)

20.01.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Rocket Raccoon cosplay posing in front of Further Confusion.

Rocket Raccoon cosplay posing in front of Further Confusion.

Rocket Raccoon at #FC2025

πŸ“· @didgedingo.bsky.social
#RocketRaccoon

21.01.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't walk right now because last month I ended up like rocket after the med-pak and it is DRIVING ME NUTS.. I went from walking at least 25,000 steps a day to ZERO and I am sitting here doing nothing with a heartrate of 121bpm and feeling sorry for myself

21.01.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I almost died at "windshield wipers slapping thor"

21.01.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i know, like what's their problem, why are they so impatient

21.01.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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when your yard is the bandit hangout

'If you wake at midnight, and hear a raccoon's feet,
Don't go drawing back the blind, or looking in the street,
Them that ask no questions isn't told a lie.
Watch the wall, my darling, while the Gentlemen go by!'

-- Kipling, sort of

06.01.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no you can totally play RDRII first! It stands alone really well and is SUCH a good game like it's in my top games I ever played, it has such an amazing story and voice acting and world-building and stuff. I played it first.

06.01.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you going to play RDR and then RDRII or just start with RDRII?

06.01.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

please post the finished Rocket when he is built! and your grandson is a master stylist

28.12.2024 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 3 Song | To The Sky | #NerdOut [Rocket Raccoon Song]
YouTube video by NerdOut! Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 3 Song | To The Sky | #NerdOut [Rocket Raccoon Song]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNeu...

27.12.2024 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
wikiHow illustration of a grey gremlin (or maybe it's supposed to be a cat) with a black cord in its mouth. It has a man-like face, and vacant stare. The paws look very wrong but in a way I can't explain. Overall it is very unsettling.

wikiHow illustration of a grey gremlin (or maybe it's supposed to be a cat) with a black cord in its mouth. It has a man-like face, and vacant stare. The paws look very wrong but in a way I can't explain. Overall it is very unsettling.

26.12.2024 08:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Burger vs Baby.
#rocketraccoon #gotg #peterquill #jamesgunn

24.12.2024 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rocket Raccoon (Dissecado) TK RAPS, Gabi Alvez Β· Rocket Raccoon (Dissecado) Β· Song Β· 2023

why do I do this to myself, my heart is WRENCHEd open.spotify.com/track/1VvxqB...

26.12.2024 08:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a panel from the ms marvel comic when rocket sees chewie (goose) do something very impressive and cool, Rocket has heart eyes mf, and the background is all hearts, and he is saying, "That was the single greatest thing I have ever seen in my entire life."

a panel from the ms marvel comic when rocket sees chewie (goose) do something very impressive and cool, Rocket has heart eyes mf, and the background is all hearts, and he is saying, "That was the single greatest thing I have ever seen in my entire life."

spoilers for the comic obviously... at first rocket was horrified because flerken but then chewie (goose's name in the comic lol) did something very impressive and won rocket over... my banner is from that comic too

17.12.2024 08:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hear me out: Muppets remakes of MCU movies

02.12.2024 07:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
panels from a captain marvel comic

1st panel, Prince Yan holding his mom's shoulders.
Prince Yan: What say you, mother? Take a moment with my bride! Haven't you marital wisdom to confide...?
Prince Yan's Mom: Oh YOU! It just so happens that I DO.

2nd panel: Prince Yan is pulling away Captain Marvel by the hand. His mom and dad are in the background.
Captain Marvel: Nicely done. That was artful!
Prince Yan: Come with me... CAPTAIN MARVEL!

panels from a captain marvel comic 1st panel, Prince Yan holding his mom's shoulders. Prince Yan: What say you, mother? Take a moment with my bride! Haven't you marital wisdom to confide...? Prince Yan's Mom: Oh YOU! It just so happens that I DO. 2nd panel: Prince Yan is pulling away Captain Marvel by the hand. His mom and dad are in the background. Captain Marvel: Nicely done. That was artful! Prince Yan: Come with me... CAPTAIN MARVEL!

cmu prince yan is a major improvement over comic prince yan (ditto the entire planet's fashion sense)

16.12.2024 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this part made me so happy because it's one of the best parts of the comics EXCEPT OF COURSE when she meets Rocket and Rocket and Goose become friends

16.12.2024 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the best characters are goose and the flerkittens

but the others are good too

16.12.2024 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I better be okay for the Revels or I will throw a fit

16.12.2024 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yessssss

13.12.2024 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just found out and I am flailing

13.12.2024 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was introduced to Wolf by a friend ... can't count how many times I've had their songs on repeat and I'm all about that swedish americana

11.12.2024 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

heck yeah First Aid Kit

11.12.2024 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tumblr request of Rocket doing a kick flip and falling to the ground like a bag of shit immediately after thank you

30.11.2024 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Juxtaposition of how H.E. grips Rocket Raccoon Vs how Peter gently holds him is staggering.
Rocket has an incredible family.

#gotg #guardiansofthegalaxy #rocketraccoon #peterquill #JamesGunn

07.12.2024 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

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