Lazuryn

I need many lesbian things to happen to me

'Corpses should no longer become hotter than the Sun and explode the ships/stations they are on' is now the frontrunner for Patch Note of the Year Well, there's your problem.

"Should" is doing a lot of work here.

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I did not get canceled on, but chat, I may still need a new therapist

Happy International Men’s Day to all the incredible trans men out there. Thank you for existing.

girls!!!!!!!!

I do understand: you want permission. There’s a machine in the corner wrapped in human skin that makes things out of shit and blood to look like whatever you want (as long as you don’t look too closely). You gave one to your teacher and they didn’t notice. Your boss told you to use it after they laid off half the team and it was fine. You fed one to your kids and they liked it. You want to know you can use it sometimes without me thinking less of you. You don’t need me to believe it’s useful, you just want me to be polite about it. But I am a hater, and I will not be polite. The machine is disgusting and we should break it. The people who build it are vapid shit-eating cannibals glorifying ignorance. I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself.

I cosign every single word of this

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Sign on a library book drop sign requesting people to yell "NOT A SQUIRREL" to confirm they are human and not a squirrel trying to steal Keith's lunch.

squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith

Sure hope this sets the tone for the day like doom can 🥵

dd/mm/yyyy? mm/dd/yyyy?

NO MORE AMBIGUITY I PROPOSE A NEW UNIVERSAL DATE FORMAT THAT REFLECTS THE NESTED NATURE OF THESE TIME UNITS:

yy[m[dd]m]yy

i expect today to be remembered forever as 20[1[19]1]25, the first time the best date standard was ever used

It could happen tomorrow (my therapist not canceling on me)

#skycards the super guppy is back uppy over el paso, tx

We love seeing hot girls in dresses

qtp with you being a hot girl in a dress 🔥💃🏻

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

Casually throwing “turning on the subbies” out there like it’s about enabling subtitles

... friends...

Microsoft hates computers AND everyone who uses them, whereas Apple only hates computers, and Linux only hates the people who use them. In this essay I will

Wednesday night fight or flight responses to getting loving support from friends, guess that’s something I’ve gotta take to therapy

Dec. 5, 2025 Maidensong harmony power…go live!

It's almost time for the next song.

girl.

using the extra hour to yearn

i need more queer things happening

Uh oh

All done, I'll take some outdoor photos after sunset!

It was nice when Sesame Street added Julia, but it's nonsense to claim she was their first autistic character. You've got a guy who collects paperclips and another who has to count everything

photo of six pumpkins carved into glowing jack-o'-lanterns, in front of a brick wall. a large pumpkin has the cow tools cow carved into it and another large pumpkin has the barn. in front of them are 4 small pumpkins, each carved with one of the cow tools on them. the lump pumpkin has no stem and the prongler pumpkin is laid sideways so that the stem lines up and forms the bottom half of the prongler, it's top half carved into the pumpkin.

happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters

parents PLEASE check your kids’ candy carefully this year i've misplaced my car keys

TCAS Warning

hey check out my ghost costume

Queer Crow Death Magic Tarot A 78-card potent jewel-coloured tarot deck created with linoprinting. Artwork is complete & project is ready to print.

kickstarter ends at midnight tonight. i am very much looking forward to me shutting the fuck up about it, as I'm sure you are too 💀 www.kickstarter.com/projects/fra...