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I also think everyone using the children excuse isn’t thinking about how harmful it can be for a kid to grow up with a father like that.

Looool I pop on here every once in a while

Yeah man when I saw The Avengers eleven times in theatres it was $7 a ticket. Now I’m seeing these movies once in theatres and it’s $18 a ticket. Has to affect it somehow.

I miss the days before blockbuster culture where anything, any genre, had the same chance of being a box office success.

Have not read your article yet, but my two cents upon reading the headline is that inflation has made ticket prices more expensive so it looks like movies are making more money than they are these days. The quality of superhero films has plateaued / gone down for sure regardless of the box office.

I hope none of the clientele at work tonight pick up on my shitty ass vibes. I really just feel like bursting into tears but I have to put my customer service face on.

Makes me mad when celebrities who already make millions of dollars start OnlyFans accounts. Like ??? You’re taking business away from people who actually need this for their livelihood? You don’t even need the money kindly fuck off

Just saw a reel saying the best smores hack is to stick a peanut butter cup in marshmallow fluff and then stick it in the fire and I think my life has been changed.

The energy that Jamille brought to our Return of the King watch party at the bar is exactly what this night needed.

I will forever standby the sentiment that Magners tastes like ass.

I was super cunty to this gay guy who came into the bar and he was like, “I like you. I’m buying you a shot.” 🤣

Got news that I’m going to be in a long distance relationship for the next 5 months starting on Monday. Spectrum outage made us unable to clock in or open for the first hour of our shift. Main security guard no-call-no-showed. I need a bisexual witch to tell me what is happening in the cosmos today

Told Lauren I was running on two hours of sleep and so she brought me a shot, a Red Bull, and a water. An actual angel.

FUCK. DELUX. I totally forgot about that place.

White boys in movie theatres really be lovin chicken jockeys, whatever the hell that means.

Me: “Which fork is mine? Is this yours?”
Steve: “Does it matter? I’ve literally licked your asshole.”
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Told Mikey if they get me drunk enough I’ll do BYOB.

How did I get roped into also doing the Elephant Love Medley too

Do not have enough liquid courage in me yet but just got signed up to sing Suddenly Seymour at karaoke against my will. Here we go.

Went to get tested and ran into two people going to the same play party as us next week. Lmao.

I am so insanely busy between having two jobs and two partners right now but honestly?? I’m happy. So it’s all good.

Hard agree.

Home tonight for the first time since Friday. Gonna sleep for four hours then get up, go work a double, and be gone for another five days because I’m house sitting for a friend. Why do I even pay rent at my house anymore at this rate lmfao

“We met at a party.” Yeah sure that works.

So, girl I fucked at an orgy that I now shoot OnlyFans content with just got hired at the bar I’m working at. Managers don’t know that we know each other but will figure it out when we’re working together on Wed and I’m wondering how to tell them how we met. Gotta keep this shit professional. Lmfao.

Goddamn I really don’t want to go to work tomorrow.

Not Steve fact checking the historical accuracy of Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter and finding out that a lot of it was true 😂

Thinking about how an ex-metamour who happened to be a landlord wrote me a fake letter of recommendation saying I had lived at his property for years when in reality I had been living in the apartment I was applying for without being on the lease for years. He was a homie for that.

Can’t imagine marrying someone while you’re still in the honeymoon stage. Like. You have no idea where things are going to go in a few years.

Hahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahaha I fucking hate my dad

If sexuality is a spectrum, that implies that there is one person on earth who is the gayest.