MeloMedi 🎼❤️‍🩹

A photo of an AYN Thor playing Pokemon LeafGreen on the top screen with the yaoi manga "Zombie Hide Sex" on the bottom screen showing two boys kissing

Pokemon FireRed and LeafGreen for $20 on the eShop? Oh, that's ok...I have my own setup already

wifi: 2 bars boss, doin pretty good 👍

spotify: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CONNECT TO THE INTERNET OR I'M SHOOTING THIS SONG IN THE HEAD YOU OFFLINE MOTHERFUCKER

crying weeping crying bc i told my mom i was learning to make rings so i could have thumb rings for lesbian fashion purposes and she gave me a ring that fits perfectly WAHHHHHH

i think the funniest thing about realizing i'm a lesbian is that even when it comes to my fictional husband, i have always gone the craziest about his massive massive tits. no one can say there weren't signs

getting lost #oc

genuinely i think the only thing that can save me in this moment is yuri. i am being put through trials that would make hercules himself crumble and weep. i need to see girls kissing or i might lose it. and you won't like me when i lose it (lightning flashes ominously but it looks like lilies)

Night Lights #oilpainting #art

office worker who just found out they're getting laid off but has been trying not to curse so much: oh smurf me... this is such total smurfing smurfshit

coworker who is actually a hyperrealistic human mech piloted by a smurf: it&s bullsmurf. actually. or at least one may presume. idk

a screenshot of two pinterest posts side by side. each is a slightly different edit of the same meme, with text and an emoji of a person yelling against a pink and purple background. the left reads "i'm not arguing with a butch imma bend over", and the right reads "i'm not arguing with a fem imma bend over".

incredible things happening on my pinterest rn

obliterating these peanut butter nature valley bars i feel good i feel like a beautiful hungry horse ready to prance through the moors i'll kick your ass i'll kick anyone's ass. oh god the crumbs

(voice of guy who's been putting off replacing broken glasses for over a year but just had a dream about picking out the most divalicious frames and strutting his shit while also being able to see fine details at a distance) i should call the optometrist

had a dream that i was all femme'd up with little heeled boots and cunty glasses so now all morning i've been like fuuuccckk i need to slay

bsky discover page simulator
- gay joke from mutual
- artist i follow
- artist i don't follow
- 40 note post from someone i don't follow about being horned up with achy balls
- anime meme edit alluding perhaps to a deep and isolating melancholy

ok, sprigatito -- good idea. i will burn it all down

officially showing off my butchfemme catgirl yuris, lace and coffee :) #oc

DO NOT FUCK WITH ME, I WILL EMAIL YOU IN A PROFESSIONAL MANNER WITH EVIDENCE YOU ARE WRONG WRONG WRONG

if i made a bunch of clones of my physical body, and a different headmate from my system lived in each one, and we freaked it, would that or would that not be selfcest. follow for more philosophy posts

what ever and ever. amen

(fiddles with your erection slider trying to get it to exactly 69% but the UI isn't quite sensitive enough so it keeps going between 68-70%) fucksake

everyone get hornier (remembers i'm ace) but not too horny (remembers i'm pervert) a little hornier than that

chill alter who lowkey doesn't give a fuck

From the award-winning developer of "Seduced by the Busty Elf" and "Ravished by the Burly Orc" comes a brand new title, "Made To Question Your Long-Held Assumptions About What Constitutes Sex by Some Kind of Fucking Goblin".

Nebula 2
Ink/Acrylic
36”x24”
Canvas

Oil painting of a woman with dark hair, eyes closed, head bowed in contemplation. She wears a flowing purple-blue dress composed of butterflies, moths, and vibrant orange-red and pink flowers. Butterflies appear to dissolve into the glowing orange background.

"Evanescence"
What do you think about my idea?

She is clothed in butterflies that dissolve into the air. Flowers flare, moths vanish. A fleeting moment where beauty and death dance together.
Is it real, or already a dream?

zablodski.com/women.html

#art #oilpainting #mihailzablodsky #dreamart

mqy your cheese be mackened and your beans, porkened. god be with ye

City nights #oilpainting #art

butterscotch? i hardly know 'er scotch! anyway guess what kind of cookies i'm making

woke up with the phrase "lick my shaft and gargle my nuts" circling around in my head

i recently made myself a chiitan photo keychain, now i get to think of myself as a proud parent carrying around a picture of my beloved child 💖

i need a friend who's obsessed with 9/11 so i have someone to send 9/11 jokes to instead of my ex