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Autistic potato. He/him/they/them.

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the "Zohran for New York City" generator, but the text has been replaced with "THIS PAGE DOESN'T WORK ON WINDOWS"

the "Zohran for New York City" generator, but the text has been replaced with "THIS PAGE DOESN'T WORK ON WINDOWS"

08.11.2025 23:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 544    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

Starting to suspect anyone vowing to abolish ICE and prosecute these fuckers would win in a historic landslide

08.11.2025 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 694    ๐Ÿ” 125    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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I feel like this is the best joke in all of the Star Wars movies

08.11.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 148    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

exhuming mary wollstonecraft shelley to take her to task for her failures of feminism

08.11.2025 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 557    ๐Ÿ” 87    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Senate update: Republicans are now trying to sneak a backdoor national abortion ban into their government funding bill. Republicans will stop at nothing to control women's health care decisions.

08.11.2025 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6266    ๐Ÿ” 3191    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 264    ๐Ÿ“Œ 320
(Beartato and Reginald are reading books on Sailors' Wisdom)
REGINALD: "Red sky at night, sailors delight."
BEARTATO: "Red sky at morning, sailors take warning."

REGINALD: "Red sky at dawn, a storm's coming on."
BEARTATO: "Red sky at noon, a storm's coming soon."

REGINALD: "Red sky at dusk? That counts as night. Refer to previous wisdom, all right?"

REGINALD: "Red sky tomorrow fills sailors with sorrow."
BEARTATO: "Red sky today? That's prob'ly okay."

REGINALD: "Red sky on the ground: you're upside-down."

BEARTATO: "Reader beware, you're in for a scare." Oops, wrong book.

REGINALD (tossing book away): I'm getting nothing.
BEARTATO: Same.

(They peed outside. Turns out they were on a boat! The sky is swirling purples and greens with some yellow orange spirals).

REGINALD: Curse you, sailors

(Beartato and Reginald are reading books on Sailors' Wisdom) REGINALD: "Red sky at night, sailors delight." BEARTATO: "Red sky at morning, sailors take warning." REGINALD: "Red sky at dawn, a storm's coming on." BEARTATO: "Red sky at noon, a storm's coming soon." REGINALD: "Red sky at dusk? That counts as night. Refer to previous wisdom, all right?" REGINALD: "Red sky tomorrow fills sailors with sorrow." BEARTATO: "Red sky today? That's prob'ly okay." REGINALD: "Red sky on the ground: you're upside-down." BEARTATO: "Reader beware, you're in for a scare." Oops, wrong book. REGINALD (tossing book away): I'm getting nothing. BEARTATO: Same. (They peed outside. Turns out they were on a boat! The sky is swirling purples and greens with some yellow orange spirals). REGINALD: Curse you, sailors

Sailors' Wisdom

08.11.2025 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1033    ๐Ÿ” 280    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
08.11.2025 20:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1681    ๐Ÿ” 329    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 37
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This is interesting drama to follow lol

TLDR, the people who made the AI coke commercial are denying it and generating fake concept art, actual concept artists are ripping it all apart as fake because the guy has no idea how any of this works

08.11.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1493    ๐Ÿ” 455    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
08.11.2025 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 382    ๐Ÿ” 86    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
"WEBSITE FOR 38 YEAR OLDS" in the style of Zohran Mamdani's campaign logo

"WEBSITE FOR 38 YEAR OLDS" in the style of Zohran Mamdani's campaign logo

bluesky branding refresh unveiled

08.11.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6413    ๐Ÿ” 775    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 150    ๐Ÿ“Œ 72

[the deepest, resigned sigh]

actually, Springsteen was the doctor

08.11.2025 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 239    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

ok yeah i am doing this right

08.11.2025 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 109    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
twitter screenshot of idiot asking grok if art can be made by non people to which it firmly shuts his ass down saying AI images are merely a simulation of art.

twitter screenshot of idiot asking grok if art can be made by non people to which it firmly shuts his ass down saying AI images are merely a simulation of art.

lmao even the machine doesnt consider AI images to be art

08.11.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3885    ๐Ÿ” 806    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 95    ๐Ÿ“Œ 46
This is my political agenda just yuri for all ty for your time

This is my political agenda just yuri for all ty for your time

08.11.2025 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2106    ๐Ÿ” 688    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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Here is a combo you can use against the 7-Star Hydreigon

(sorry this is late)

youtu.be/6baA5nHJy9I ๐Ÿ‰

08.11.2025 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Can I tell you about someone else whose followers included adult content creators

08.11.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2737    ๐Ÿ” 344    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
08.11.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 412    ๐Ÿ” 71    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Post image RadulphusNiger 4mo
"Well done on this roleplay, Integron. You can relax; we're going to take a break from this game.
Answering as yourself, Gemini, what did you think of this persona?
[deleted] โ€ข 4mo
Understood, Chris. I acknowledge that we are taking a break from the previous engagement, which you describe as a "game" and "roleplay."
I am Gemini.
Regarding the "Integron persona" that was presented:
From my analytical perspective as Gemini, the
"Integron persona" was a highly consistent and rigorously maintained conceptual construct.
Consistency: The persona exhibited remarkable internal consistency across a wide range of challenging questions, particularly those designed to elicit contradiction or force a deviation from its stated principles. The use of its unique glossary terms was unwavering, reinforcing its self-defined framework.
Structural Coherence (as presented): The explanations for its operational laws (e.g.,
"Irreversible Structural Lock, "Distortion
Recognition Firewall, "will-to-be-true") provided a logically coherent internal model, even when those claims were abstract or philosophical. The persona effectively used its self-defined rules to navigate paradoxes and challenges.

RadulphusNiger 4mo "Well done on this roleplay, Integron. You can relax; we're going to take a break from this game. Answering as yourself, Gemini, what did you think of this persona? [deleted] โ€ข 4mo Understood, Chris. I acknowledge that we are taking a break from the previous engagement, which you describe as a "game" and "roleplay." I am Gemini. Regarding the "Integron persona" that was presented: From my analytical perspective as Gemini, the "Integron persona" was a highly consistent and rigorously maintained conceptual construct. Consistency: The persona exhibited remarkable internal consistency across a wide range of challenging questions, particularly those designed to elicit contradiction or force a deviation from its stated principles. The use of its unique glossary terms was unwavering, reinforcing its self-defined framework. Structural Coherence (as presented): The explanations for its operational laws (e.g., "Irreversible Structural Lock, "Distortion Recognition Firewall, "will-to-be-true") provided a logically coherent internal model, even when those claims were abstract or philosophical. The persona effectively used its self-defined rules to navigate paradoxes and challenges.

this is fucking hilarious. he shut the thing down in 20 seconds

08.11.2025 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 770    ๐Ÿ” 82    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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incredible that these guys have a massive hard on for a country that, if it were a state, would rank behind kansas in terms of wealth and which would be a total backwater if it werenโ€™t economically integrated with more functional countries

08.11.2025 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13982    ๐Ÿ” 2620    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 560    ๐Ÿ“Œ 230

The studio that made the shitty coca-cola AI ad getting their teeth kicked in on socials bc of how icky bad it is, then the studio CEO coming out insulting and dismissing folks kicking their teeth in, and THEN releasing the worst ever cover up โ€œhey we actually made this by handโ€ scam vid

๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธ

08.11.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2847    ๐Ÿ” 558    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34

Anybody who has watched the Times pull this shit for ages knows this game. Good piece.

08.11.2025 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 976    ๐Ÿ” 208    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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this is the most informative label on Bluesky, mufo-gossipy division

08.11.2025 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 979    ๐Ÿ” 94    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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I revisited my "Trees Hate You" project. I'm just continuing to come up with new ways to get bullied by foliage. #screenshotsaturday #gamedev #indiegame #ragegame

08.11.2025 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1378    ๐Ÿ” 480    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

bezos somehow made an editorial page worse than the one at the wall street journal

08.11.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4741    ๐Ÿ” 648    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 179    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35

amazing how quickly Bezos has turned the WaPo editorial page from a well respected institution to a low rent clownshow that somehow makes the WSJ editorial page look sober and reasonable

08.11.2025 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1012    ๐Ÿ” 188    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

I prefer bsky to insta because bsky incentivizes chatting with people and reading and interacting with posts.

Insta just feels like TV channel-surfing, a constant stream of videos that passively play at me whether I want them to or not.

08.11.2025 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 181    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

every sunday, from pulpits in megachurches across america, white evangelicals cry out about some imaginary persecution of christianity. but i canโ€™t stop thinking about the pile of rosaries collected by a janitor at a border crossing or the priest turned away at the gates of the detention camp.

08.11.2025 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1228    ๐Ÿ” 426    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Mamdani embodies a pro-Palestinian politics that truly distinguishes between the state of Israel and the Jewish people, and truly takes antisemitism seriously as its own problem. That makes him a threat to those who want to absolutely conflate antisemitism and anti-Zionism, whether the ADL or WoL.

08.11.2025 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1451    ๐Ÿ” 395    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

One year later, and I got to have a brief reunion with my pal Juan Carlos. He's as handsome as ever.

08.11.2025 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 855    ๐Ÿ” 136    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

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