Momma Dart

Brandy

He's turned our seat of government into a Winery.

Knew It!

Take heed of the octopus and her wisdom.

I guarantee a gruesome case of mortgage fraud will make us ALL forget about the child rape.

President Grandpa knows how to get up on the roof. It might be time for the memory care wing at The White House.

At this point, we need to fight fire with napalm.

It's all the Americans neighborhood shopping!!!

Virginia Guiffree was the one that got away.

Can someone please tell them they need to shout "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU" or that demon will be stuck in there telling him what to do for the next 3+ years!!!!

Thanks for the list!

Well, most don't:

Mary Kay Letourneau

She has so many reasons to hate him, but only one reason to stay. 💰💰💰

You certainly have a good head on your shoulders.

BTW - It's adorable!

My 2025 Bingo card already spontaneously combusted in March!

Her unfailing adoration, along with a willingness to lie to others to protect him, reminds me of Warren Jeff's victims (underaged wives).

She was "groomed" for her position (wink).

I'm starting to think that Virginia Guiffree might have been "the one that got away".

Trump wanted her all for himself. He was obsessed.

She was supposed to be with him, not Melania.

Who killed her. And why?

16 year old girls in rooms with old naked men, but they sure as hell weren't massaging them.

That MF was pimping babies.

Her first official act will be to procure cases of boxed wine for her (hic) office.

I think I can do this:

Gets You Elected:

Falsifying Business Records, Tax Evasion, Rape, Solicitation of a Minor For Sex, Child Rape, Fraud, Inciting a Coup, Falsifying an Assassination Attempt, Murder, Molestation, Retention of Classified Documents, Defamation, etc.

Deportation:

Be Brown-ish

From my experience, anything in a grey box is bad.

I assume this fitness test determines if a child can run fast enough to get away from a registered sex offender.

It's almost like their not planning to run America. It's more like they're rounding up the most damaged souls for an epic Child Porn Filled Kegger!

Oh, the parties she and Hegseth will throw!

Shoulda used gold duct tape.

a rainbow with the words " be more you know " and a star ALT: a rainbow with the words " be more you know " and a star

America is messed up.

The guy with close friends at The Hague?

Maybe now isn't the BEST time to poke that bear.