Blocks Turtle

Make it 30% less ugly!

You should call your game "Turtles are great!".
And make sure to put plenty of turtles in it.
That's what all the cool kids love, 🐢

Could you have made this without AI?
Yes, of course you could you lazy bastard!

Never heard of Up Scope before. I thought it might be an old electromechanical game but it turns out that it just plays like one.

I imagine there's a Grandma, Grandpa and Iggy bib in his closet in case of emergency.

Wow, look at those hip to shoulder proportions on the adults.

Well it is already 9 pm.

They shouldn't have made it so ugly.

It's too ugly, I hate it.

The Doze? Sounds relaxing.

Oh god, it's hideous!

I still feel like I have no idea what I'm doing, but I think I'm starting to grasp the concept of using schematics and a logic probe to figure out what's wrong with my Donkey Kong pcb after 6 months of messing with it.
And in related news, I just bought a bunch of chips from Twisty Wrist Arcade.

There's gotta be something I can use all this Babybel wax for.
Seems like a waste to throw it out.

Polarizer film is easy to find, but I don't know about the touchscreen part.

Maybe you could experiment with the bad screen to see how it's put together.

Booooooooo!

Thay kind of looks like the polarizer is in backwards.

AI can't spell too good.

I have to assume the other end of the rope is tied to the Bro-blimp.

Tabby cat cozy in bed.

This place needs more cats!

I've got a gamechild (2nd version)

Everyone except the victims.

Hey fellas, want to last longer in bed?
I've got just the pill for you...
Melatonin
You'll sleep great.

I couldn't listen to the whole thing, it made me sick.

What a roller-coaster ride that headline is!

The BBC Testcard F - icon of TV history Test Card F was a picture created by the BBC in the 1960s to support the development of television technology and help deliver a quality screen image on receiving equipment, and to support the calibra...

You could use the girl and the clown from this one:
www.bitesizedbritain.co.uk/testcard-f11/

What do you do, go online and search for "black plumbers near me" or something?

For us turtles, Gamera is sort of a god-like figure.

How many people besides me are here, hoping this is real?

Look very closely, these are fake arcade machines with LCD monitors, period inaccurate coin doors, and cheaply printed marquees.

Willy is known as the savior of the wee turtles.