Forbidden eggnog
09.12.2025 04:31 โ ๐ 116 ๐ 32 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0@chaos440.bsky.social
LOSTie forever, Fire Starter, Westworld host, SciFi geek jonesing for his cortexiphan fix. Don't Panic! I WILL fix your computer, but I won't like it.
Forbidden eggnog
09.12.2025 04:31 โ ๐ 116 ๐ 32 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0We are dealing with such corruption in every aspect of our government, I don't know how we undo the damage.
09.12.2025 01:26 โ ๐ 8353 ๐ 3447 ๐ฌ 699 ๐ 263"If you put a kid on the cover, youโre telling buyers itโs a kid game. If you put adults on the cover, youโre telling kids itโs a gateway to adulthood. This is basic aspirational psychology. Theyโll feel like tiny professors. Or tiny villains. Both sell."
08.12.2025 19:27 โ ๐ 162 ๐ 27 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 24a guillotine made from gingerbread, decorated with white icing snow and icicles
I am brimming with holiday spirit
08.12.2025 12:47 โ ๐ 3144 ๐ 1115 ๐ฌ 25 ๐ 36I remember the day I stopped drinking for good...
...and started drinking for evil.
Seasonal Depression?!?
You mean it comes in other flavors?
some other countries should start blowing up mega yachts in international waters...they probably have more drugs on them than those fishing boats Hagueseth is blowing up
07.12.2025 17:19 โ ๐ 46 ๐ 8 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0"For sale: baby shoes, worn until outgrown"
Not-so-tragic stories in 7 words
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Stop appearing on far-right propaganda networks. Stop posting on their trash sites. Stop sitting on panels with them. Stop being friends with them. Don't shake their hands. Don't try to meet them halfway. Don't gotta hand it to them. Ever. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
05.12.2025 05:27 โ ๐ 1184 ๐ 296 ๐ฌ 28 ๐ 14Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.
-Robert Frost
If you're shocked to hear that all of the birds given as gifts in โ12 days of Christmasโ were meant to be eaten, wait until you hear about the little piggy that went to market...
06.12.2025 15:29 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Sometimes I shout 'Happy Holidays' in a crowd just to see who cowers and pisses themselves.
06.12.2025 15:27 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Dems better figure it out well before midterms becuz if they don't take back both houses kiss our democracy goodbye.He's already purged our most important institutions put in his loyalist,& GQP have fully embraced authoritarianism. Thanks again Merrick Garland ๐
24.02.2025 15:10 โ ๐ 5026 ๐ 1725 ๐ฌ 269 ๐ 106Democrats need to lay the groundwork for reform by attacking the villains on the Supreme Court - loudly, angrily, personally, relentlessly. And they should start now.
paulwaldman.substack.com/p/democrats-...
sigourney weaver as ripley with a xenomorph
me, whenever someone says bill maher makes some good points
05.12.2025 15:35 โ ๐ 297 ๐ 36 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 0The best thing about buying a major appliance online is the following six months of targeted ads. Look, I already bought the washer, I don't need another. I'm not opening a laundromat.
05.12.2025 16:53 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A painted nativity scene with the following modifications: Baby Jesus replaced by Grogu Joseph replaced by young Obi Wan Alien nurse added Porg added Angel holding a light saber Angel holding a training droid Wise man with thermal detonator Wise man with 'instant' bread Wise man with 'frog' alien
(From 6 years ago)
Happy Holidays!
(There are 9 modifications to the original artwork)
Happy Krampusnacht!
nationaltoday.com/krampusnacht...
842,000 Americans died from overdoses in the last 25 years, 500,000 from opioids. If weโre hunting narco-terrorists we can probably stop blowing up fishing boats and start blowing up boardrooms.
05.12.2025 04:02 โ ๐ 2568 ๐ 646 ๐ฌ 105 ๐ 33Trump sleeping through a Cabinet meeting. Someone has drawn a penis on his face with a sharpie.
03.12.2025 22:23 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Web site: Your password must be at least 12 characters and contain capital letters, numbers, symbols and an emoji
The web site cluster administrator password: 'password'
My undying admiration will go to any reporter who brings up all the evidence of former Honduras President Hernandez's crimes running drugs, and reminds that he was convicted by a jury, and ask Trump how he can claim to be tackling the drug problem while letting such a large trafficker go free.
02.12.2025 21:45 โ ๐ 1168 ๐ 388 ๐ฌ 65 ๐ 14Always let someone talk for at least a full minute before telling them they are muted.
This is best done in person.
Pete Hegseth: "You must blindly follow my orders unless they later turn out to be illegal, in which case they are your orders."
02.12.2025 13:58 โ ๐ 130 ๐ 36 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1In Starfleet few crewmembers were willing to use the personnel recycler until they renamed it the transporter.
02.12.2025 14:50 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0When you sit on Santa's lap and he asks you if you've been naughty or nice, you should always ask, โAm I being detained?โ
02.12.2025 14:35 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A rusty access plate with a couple dozen bolts holding it in place is labelled 'ACCESSIBLE VOID'.
That's it, I'm out...
01.12.2025 14:33 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The Epstein story gets a something that is tearing at the heart of the electorate: elite impunity. The idea that wealthy and powerful people can do terrible things *at scale* and face no consequences for them. Whatever political party actually stops it could rule the country for a generation.
12.11.2025 22:23 โ ๐ 13319 ๐ 3302 ๐ฌ 235 ๐ 198Good front-paging.
30.11.2025 13:53 โ ๐ 6366 ๐ 1746 ๐ฌ 115 ๐ 96